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    28 Sep '09 01:37
    It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.

    As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

    The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.


    The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

    The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.

    Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"
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    28 Sep '09 01:54
    Old
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    Story...
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    28 Sep '09 02:09
    Originally posted by TerrierJack
    Old
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    You have no sense of humor!
  4. Standard memberkaroly aczel
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    28 Sep '09 05:20
    Originally posted by josephw
    It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.

    As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man ...[text shortened]... d replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"
    Yeah,so God is everywhere.
    WE cry out for water,yet it is raining!
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    28 Sep '09 05:251 edit
    Originally posted by karoly aczel
    Yeah,so God is everywhere.
    Everywhere? God in hell?
  6. Standard memberkaroly aczel
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    28 Sep '09 09:12
    Originally posted by FabianFnas
    Everywhere? God in hell?
    No such thing as hell, but yeah, if there was, god would be there as well 🙂
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    28 Sep '09 09:49
    Originally posted by karoly aczel
    No such thing as hell, but yeah, if there was, god would be there as well 🙂
    As the manager? 😉
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    28 Sep '09 19:44
    Originally posted by FabianFnas
    Everywhere? God in hell?
    In Spirit.
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    28 Sep '09 19:46
    Originally posted by daniel58
    In Spirit.
    In spirit? Like hell.
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    28 Sep '09 19:47
    Originally posted by FabianFnas
    In spirit? Like hell.
    Yes in Spirit, ?
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    28 Sep '09 21:06
    Originally posted by daniel58
    Yes in Spirit, ?
    I've been to Hell and returned. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway
    But I have to say that the spirit was quite expensive. http://www.linie.com/
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