The Brick Testament

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

The Bible enacted by Lego characters. More amusing than the real thing, which isn't really saying much.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/index.html

Plenty of Lego slaughter in the Book of Joshua. Who knew Legos could be so righteous.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/12000_massacred_at_ai/jos08_24.html

Oh, look! Here's the Israelites massacring the people of Ai!


That's right, re-staging biblical massacres in Lego blocks can be wholesome fun for kids of any age!

Originally posted by rwingett
http://www.thebricktestament.com/

The Bible enacted by Lego characters. More amusing than the real thing, which isn't really saying much.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/index.html

Plenty of Lego slaughter in the Book of Joshua. Who knew Legos could be so righteous.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/12000_massacred_at_ai/jos08_24 ...[text shortened]... right, re-staging biblical massacres in Lego blocks can be wholesome fun for kids of any age!

Remember those toys that change color if run under warm water? That'd be a great addition. Not only can you pop their little heads off the bodies, but now you can have fake blood at the point of decapitation!

I used to love Legos as a kid. Just think, if they'd had these, I might still be saved now.

Originally posted by rwingett
http://www.thebricktestament.com/

The Bible enacted by Lego characters. More amusing than the real thing, which isn't really saying much.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/index.html

Plenty of Lego slaughter in the Book of Joshua. Who knew Legos could be so righteous.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/12000_massacred_at_ai/jos08_24 ...[text shortened]... right, re-staging biblical massacres in Lego blocks can be wholesome fun for kids of any age!

The "Family Stoned, Burned" is yet another uplifting story of OT God's infinite mercy and justness. http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/family_stoned_burned/jos07_24.html

http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/the_flood/gn06_11.html

This scene shows a man doing a sheep from behind. I wonder if that particular sheep made it onto the ark.

Originally posted by rwingett

The Bible enacted by Lego characters. More amusing than the real thing, which isn't really saying much.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/index.html

Plenty of Lego slaughter in the Book of Joshua. Who knew Legos could be so righteous.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/12000_massacred_at_ai/jos08_24.html

Oh, look! Here's the Israelit ...[text shortened]... right, re-staging biblical massacres in Lego blocks can be wholesome fun for kids of any age![/b]

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

I'm curious to know... Do Christians find this site educative for children and a good representation of the Bible?

LMAO at the faces on this one:

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/index.html#second_circumcision

There's just something about the "Disease of the head" guy

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/disease_of_the_head/lv13_42.html


That picture just makes me laugh. I'm not sure why I find it that funny, but I do.

Originally posted by rwingett
Here's the Israelites massacring the people of Ai!

Hey! They better not!

This one's fun. He rapes her, then brings her flowers while both of them are still pantless.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/rape_treachery_and_slaughter/gn34_02b.html

Self-circumcision!

http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/rape_treachery_and_slaughter/gn34_02b.html

http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/rape_treachery_and_slaughter/gn34_24.html

http://www.thebricktestament.com/judges/samson_commits_mass_murder/jg14_01.html

The Spirit of Yahweh inspires people to slaughter others in order to rob them to pay one's gambling debts.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
LMAO at the faces on this one:

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/index.html#second_circumcision

I am sure there is an explanation for this but isn't the verse:
Joshua 5:6
For Yahweh had sworn to them that they would not see the land that he had solemnly promised to give them--a land flowing with milk and honey.

a clear case of God not only breaking his promise but also failing to forsee peoples actions?

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
This one's fun. He rapes her, then brings her flowers while both of them are still pantless.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/rape_treachery_and_slaughter/gn34_02b.html

wow... that story is unbelievable... is that the Christian morale? Those guys are nuts.

Originally posted by serigado
wow... that story is unbelievable... is that the Christian morale? Those guys are nuts.

Its not nearly as bad as Samsons actions as mentioned by AThousandYoung. Go and read it.
Samson needs some money and apparently, for that reason only goes out and kills 30 men and takes their money. And apparently God helps him to do this. In fact, depending on your interpretation of the wording, God might have actually caused him to do it.