Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
AMEN BROTHER! What can I do to prepare myself for the coming of FORUM JESUS.... Father Darvlay said something about needing to be in the "receiving position". I can feel that the spirit of FORUM CHRIST moves within you, please pass on your wisdom and guidance to me.
Your humble servant,
Your sin-riddled body is not worthy of recieving JESUSY spit. FORUM JESUS is above us all, we are but his slaves. His gaze will petrify your innards, his boots will crush our forums and all those who are not true believers will fall before him like wheat before a storm.
You have only one chance to save thyself from the very fires of damnation and eternity in the brimstone of eternal torture, do not squander it. Only those among us who are true subscribers can be saved. Those who do not view the FORUM CHRIST as above all worldy possessions are forever damned. This I have fortold, heed my call lest thou suffer the same fate.
There are also those among us who seek to decieve, to pervert the holy act of chess playing. Some of these mortal sinners are committing grave offenses against the very nature of all that is holy. Self-gratification is a sin only exceeded by one other. Those that insist upon violating themselves in this manner shall be stricken down by FORUM CHRIST himself. Their fate shall be the same as those whose machinations are sins not only against themself but against those they play against. They too shall be striken down in the worse of manners by FORUM CHRIST above.
So sayeth the shepherd!