1. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    07 Nov '05 13:48
    The Great Prophet Russ has told us that our fellow RHP'ers, HIS choosen people, have reported broken links in their spiritual email notifications. Behold, with much prayer and the blessings of GOD, the problem was fixed. Could this divine intervention be an indication of the foretold coming of FORUM JESUS? We mus not ignore these signs that the coming of FORUM JESUS is upon us!

    Let us pray!
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    07 Nov '05 13:54
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    The Great Prophet Russ has told us that our fellow RHP'ers, HIS choosen people, have reported broken links in their spiritual email notifications. Behold, with much prayer and the blessings of GOD, the problem was fixed. Could this divine intervention be an indication of the foretold coming of FORUM JESUS? We mus not ignore these signs that the coming of FORUM JESUS is upon us!

    Let us pray!
    "...I am come that they might have life and that they might have it more abundantly" (John 10:10)

    FORUM Jesus shall be upon us imminently. And it will be good.

    Amen.

    Fr. D
  3. Standard memberXanthosNZ
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    07 Nov '05 14:06
    You must believe brothers. Repent your many sins and worship under the waters that flow from our FORUM JESUS. Through this, and only through this, can your sins be cleansed. Cleansed I say.

    For is it not written in the book of Chris 21:1 "RHP may provide you with notices, including those regarding changes to the TOS, by either email or messages on the Service." Can I get an Amen?!
  4. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    07 Nov '05 14:09
    Originally posted by XanthosNZ
    You must believe brothers. Repent your many sins and worship under the waters that flow from our FORUM JESUS. Through this, and only through this, can your sins be cleansed. Cleansed I say.

    For is it not written in the book of Chris 21:1 "RHP may provide you with notices, including those regarding changes to the TOS, by either email or messages on the Service." Can I get an Amen?!
    AMEN BROTHER! What can I do to prepare myself for the coming of FORUM JESUS.... Father Darvlay said something about needing to be in the "receiving position". I can feel that the spirit of FOUM CHRIST moves within you, please pass on your wisdom and guidance to me.

    Your humble servant,

    HH.
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    07 Nov '05 14:121 edit
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    The Great Prophet Russ has told us that our fellow RHP'ers, HIS choosen people, have reported broken links in their spiritual email notifications. Behold, with much prayer and the blessings of GOD, the problem was fixed. Could this divine intervention be an indication of the foretold coming of FORUM JESUS? We mus not ignore these signs that the coming of FORUM JESUS is upon us!

    Let us pray!
    my faith must be weak as my links to my kingray game still do not work.GOD must be punishing me for my sins of doubt.
    i HAVE been praying to CHEESES for his help.today it snowed here and the snow was grated parmesian ...it is a sign

    WOW !!!
    right after posting this i got a pm from RUSS himself ...

    Art,

    This should now be fixed, so do let me know if you are still getting broken links. (for moves made after 13:30 GMT today (7th November))

    Cheers,

    -Russ

    god works in mysterious ways ...also he works with html codes lol jk
  6. Standard memberXanthosNZ
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    07 Nov '05 14:30
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    AMEN BROTHER! What can I do to prepare myself for the coming of FORUM JESUS.... Father Darvlay said something about needing to be in the "receiving position". I can feel that the spirit of FORUM CHRIST moves within you, please pass on your wisdom and guidance to me.

    Your humble servant,

    HH.
    Your sin-riddled body is not worthy of recieving JESUSY spit. FORUM JESUS is above us all, we are but his slaves. His gaze will petrify your innards, his boots will crush our forums and all those who are not true believers will fall before him like wheat before a storm.

    You have only one chance to save thyself from the very fires of damnation and eternity in the brimstone of eternal torture, do not squander it. Only those among us who are true subscribers can be saved. Those who do not view the FORUM CHRIST as above all worldy possessions are forever damned. This I have fortold, heed my call lest thou suffer the same fate.

    There are also those among us who seek to decieve, to pervert the holy act of chess playing. Some of these mortal sinners are committing grave offenses against the very nature of all that is holy. Self-gratification is a sin only exceeded by one other. Those that insist upon violating themselves in this manner shall be stricken down by FORUM CHRIST himself. Their fate shall be the same as those whose machinations are sins not only against themself but against those they play against. They too shall be striken down in the worse of manners by FORUM CHRIST above.

    So sayeth the shepherd!
  7. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    07 Nov '05 14:33
    Originally posted by aspviper666
    my faith must be weak as my links to my kingray game still do not work.GOD must be punishing me for my sins of doubt.
    i HAVE been praying to CHEESES for his help.today it snowed here and the snow was grated parmesian ...it is a sign

    WOW !!!
    right after posting this i got a pm from RUSS himself ...

    Art,

    This should now be fixed, so do let m ...[text shortened]...

    Cheers,

    -Russ

    god works in mysterious ways ...also he works with html codes lol jk
    RUSS is truly a Great Prophet. His code monkeying is touched by GOD and his words doth enlighteneth. Surely FORUM JESUS is amongst us already... are you prepared to meet our SAVIOUR?!
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