The Completely Serious Divinity Test

Originally posted by Scriabin
what do you mean by that word? ---- 4) Do you believe in God?
what doe you mean by the word "sin"? -- 18) Do you repent for your sins?
What do you mean by the words "soul" and "Satan?" 21) Have you sold your soul to Satan?
What does that mean? -- 26) Are you awesome?

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Now, then, what does this have to do with the price of fish?

Everything. You're just not thinking outside the box.

Originally posted by Raven69
-11

*is horrified she is friends with someone so evil*

You shouldn't be, he's a man utd fan. They're all red devils who deserve nothing more than...........

.................darn another point off!!

Ah Well here goes....

1) Do you own a Bible?
Yes it's called MCO 14

2) Is it covered with a thick layer of dust?
Coffee and Tea stains, dust no.

3) Because you never clean your house?
I have a woman who cleans my house for me.

4) Do you believe in God?
The top player on the grading list is my current God

5) Do you eat shrimp?
Yuk!

6) Does water constantly turn to wine.....
Now bored..............sorry

Originally posted by greenpawn34
Ah Well here goes....

1) Do you own a Bible?
[b]Yes it's called MCO 14

2) Is it covered with a thick layer of dust?
Coffee and Tea stains, dust no.

3) Because you never clean your house?
I have a woman who cleans my house for me.

4) Do you believe in God?
The top player on the grading list is my current God
...[text shortened]...
Yuk!

6) Does water constantly turn to wine.....
Now bored..............sorry[/b]

You got further than I did.

Originally posted by greenpawn34
Ah Well here goes....

1) Do you own a Bible?
[b]Yes it's called MCO 14

2) Is it covered with a thick layer of dust?
Coffee and Tea stains, dust no.

3) Because you never clean your house?
I have a woman who cleans my house for me.

4) Do you believe in God?
The top player on the grading list is my current God
...[text shortened]...
Yuk!

6) Does water constantly turn to wine.....
Now bored..............sorry[/b]

Substract 5 points for every unanswered question.

Nice bible though!

Originally posted by jaywill
You got further than I did.

Heathen!

Originally posted by divegeester
You shouldn't be, he's a man utd fan. They're all red devils who deserve nothing more than...........

.................darn another point off!!

you can take 5 points off us and you're not catching us baby 😛

Originally posted by trev33
you can take 5 points off us and you're not catching us baby 😛

-16 then 🙂

-11 au naturale

Originally posted by Raven69
Ever wonder where you stand on the divinity scale? Well wonder no longer! Just answer this simple yes/no questionnaire for your instantaneous results! (Some simple math may be required.)

1) Do you own a Bible?
2) Is it covered with a thick layer of dust?
3) Because you never clean your house?
4) Do you believe in God?
5) Do you eat shrimp?
6) Do ...[text shortened]... ld be wary of most. (For those interested, I got Mostly Pious with a whopping 13 points.)

1) Do you own a Bible? Y = +1
2) Is it covered with a thick layer of dust? Y = -1
3) Because you never clean your house? Y = 0
4) Do you believe in God? Y = +3
5) Do you eat shrimp? Y = -1
6) Does water constantly turn to wine whenever you attempt to drink it as soon as it touches your lips? N = 0
7) Have you ever made a plan or suggestion to stone someone to death? N = 0
8) Did you go through with it? N = 0
9) Do you at least own any stones in case such an occasion should arise? Y = +1
10) Do you weigh the same as a duck? N = 0
11) Have you coveted your neighbour's wife? Y = -1
12) Do you sacrifice small animals to pagan god(s)? N = +1
13) Are you Christian? Y = +4
14) Are you accepting of people who are not? Y = -1
15) Does a crucifix hang on your wall? Y = +1
16) Is it upside down? N= 0
17) Do you dance naked under a full moon? N = +1
18) Do you repent for your sins? Y = +1
19) By flogging yourself? N = 0
20) Does this flogging give you erotic pleasure? N = 0
21) Have you sold your soul to Satan? N = +1
22) If not, is it because your soul is so rotten, that even Satan would not accept it? N = O
23) Do you live to eat instead of eating to live? Y = -1
24) Do you seek revenge when wronged? Y = -1
25) Are you taking this quiz because you are procrastinating with doing other work? Y = -1
26) Are you awesome? Y = -1
27) Am I? Y = 0
28) Do you think it is unfair that others have what you know you deserve? Y = -1
29) Do you think money is evil? N = -1
30) Do you donate to the poor? Y = +2
31) Do you know someone, in the Biblical sense, out of wedlock? Y = -1
32) Are you a virgin? N= 0
33) If yes, did you give birth anyway? N = +3

TOTAL = +8

I've been an occasional bad boy. I hope no one stones me.