Originally posted by Raven69
Ever wonder where you stand on the divinity scale? Well wonder no longer! Just answer this simple yes/no questionnaire for your instantaneous results! (Some simple math may be required.)
1) Do you own a Bible?
2) Is it covered with a thick layer of dust?
3) Because you never clean your house?
4) Do you believe in God?
5) Do you eat shrimp?
6) Do ...[text shortened]... ld be wary of most. (For those interested, I got Mostly Pious with a whopping 13 points.)
1) Do you own a Bible?
Y = +1
2) Is it covered with a thick layer of dust?
Y = -1
3) Because you never clean your house?
Y = 0
4) Do you believe in God?
Y = +3
5) Do you eat shrimp?
Y = -1
6) Does water constantly turn to wine whenever you attempt to drink it as soon as it touches your lips?
N = 0
7) Have you ever made a plan or suggestion to stone someone to death?
N = 0
8) Did you go through with it?
N = 0
9) Do you at least own any stones in case such an occasion should arise?
Y = +1
10) Do you weigh the same as a duck?
N = 0
11) Have you coveted your neighbour's wife?
Y = -1
12) Do you sacrifice small animals to pagan god(s)?
N = +1
13) Are you Christian?
Y = +4
14) Are you accepting of people who are not?
Y = -1
15) Does a crucifix hang on your wall?
Y = +1
16) Is it upside down?
N= 0
17) Do you dance naked under a full moon?
N = +1
18) Do you repent for your sins?
Y = +1
19) By flogging yourself?
N = 0
20) Does this flogging give you erotic pleasure?
N = 0
21) Have you sold your soul to Satan?
N = +1
22) If not, is it because your soul is so rotten, that even Satan would not accept it?
N = O
23) Do you live to eat instead of eating to live?
Y = -1
24) Do you seek revenge when wronged?
Y = -1
25) Are you taking this quiz because you are procrastinating with doing other work?
Y = -1
26) Are you awesome?
Y = -1
27) Am I?
Y = 0
28) Do you think it is unfair that others have what you know you deserve?
Y = -1
29) Do you think money is evil?
N = -1
30) Do you donate to the poor?
Y = +2
31) Do you know someone, in the Biblical sense, out of wedlock?
Y = -1
32) Are you a virgin?
N= 0
33) If yes, did you give birth anyway?
N = +3
TOTAL = +8
I've been an occasional bad boy. I hope no one stones me.