The cult of zenu!

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
How does Xenu feel about this Zenu imposter I wonder?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

Hubbard must have been delusional.

Originally posted by Nordlys
ZENU DEMANDS THAT WE ALL USE CAPS. (AROUND CHRISTMAS, I RECOMMEND RED ONES.)

!ZELUR UENZ !NAIRD EHT NWOD TNEW UNEZ TUB

Originally posted by black beetle
!ZELUR UENZ !NAIRD EHT NWOD TNEW UNEZ TUB

WHAT'S THE DRIAN? 😉

Originally posted by josephw
Hubbard must have been delusional.

He was a science fiction author. I suspect he didn't believe any of that stuff himself.

Originally posted by Nordlys
He was a science fiction author. I suspect he didn't believe any of that stuff himself.

Wasn't he the founder of Scientology?

Originally posted by josephw
Wasn't he the founder of Scientology?

Yes, that too.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Yes, that too.

Seems like there's a connection.

Originally posted by josephw
Seems like there's a connection.

That's what I was implying.

Originally posted by Nordlys
That's what I was implying.

You're a step ahead of me Nordlys. 😉

Originally posted by josephw
You're a step ahead of me Nordlys. 😉

Sure thing; anyway us boys we 're laggin a bit playin with our trucks😵

Originally posted by Brother Edwin
SCIENTOLOGY IS CORRECT! ZENU SHALT RETURN AND DESTROY ALL ENEMYS OF SCIENTOLOGY!

JOIN SCIENTOLOGY AND BOW BEFORE ZENU!

Xenu, zanu, Flemu, you think you have the truth do you?

You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has religions, and those religions have to be guarded by men with robes. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant ZENU? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for UNEZ and you curse the SCIENTOLOGISTS . You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that ZENUS death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at church parties, you want me in that religionl! You need me in that religion! We use words like preaching, confession, offering box. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very religion that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "Thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a hymn book, and start a song. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are bowing to!






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Originally posted by divegeester
Xenu, zanu, Flemu, you think you have the truth do you?

You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has religions, and those religions have to be guarded by men with robes. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant ZENU? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for UNEZ and you curse the SCIENTOLOGISTS . ...[text shortened]... song. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are bowing to!






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The witness will answer the question !

Zenu saves.

Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Zenu saves.

Which bank does he use?

Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Zenu saves.

Jesus gets the rebound, passes to moses... HE SCORES!!!!