The cult of zenu!

Originally posted by divegeester
Xenu, zanu, Flemu, you think you have the truth do you?

You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has religions, and those religions have to be guarded by men with robes. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant ZENU? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for UNEZ and you curse the SCIENTOLOGISTS . ...[text shortened]... song. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are bowing to!






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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
SCIENTOLOGY IS CORRECT! ZENU SHALT RETURN AND DESTROY ALL ENEMYS OF SCIENTOLOGY!

JOIN SCIENTOLOGY AND BOW BEFORE ZENU!