Originally posted by AThousandYoung I once had hot rear entry action with a really sexy and incredibly skilled Filipina girl. When I was done, I promptly rolled over and went to sleep, ignoring her carnal needs! I have felt proud yet humiliated ever since. Doctor, what's your recommendation?
A good tip goes a long way to alleviate feelings of guilt. Try 20% next time.
This thread has provided much relief for those of us who have participated. I am a little suprised at the absence of some of the more popular people of faith and dare I say Catholics who have not taken advantage of this service.
Originally posted by kirksey957 This thread has provided much relief for those of us who have participated. I am a little suprised at the absence of some of the more popular people of faith and dare I say Catholics who have not taken advantage of this service.
I know what you mean. It's not like I'm asking anybody to chant any prayers repetitively or beat themselves.
I grew up poor and found myself jealous of Jews who I perceived as having a lot of money. I also noticed that they had names that were things that were valuable like "Perls, Silverstein, Goldstein." It is not fair I know, but I came to confess my envy.
Doctor,
I always dream I am the untouchable terminator and wipe out 3/4 of the worlds population. Now, this is just a dream, but I also believe it is the only solution to solve a lot problems of this planet.
Is this a sin?
Originally posted by DoctorScribbles Confess your sins unto me.
I'm not offering forgiveness or absolution. I just want to hear them, and maybe ridicule you a bit if I deem it appropriate.
I have been having repeated and longing dreams about darvlay's creamy, off white buttocks as the morning sun filters through the window shears... while this is profoundly disturbing on often makes me throw up in my mouth a bit, is it a sin?
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate I have been having repeated and longing dreams about darvlay's creamy, off white buttocks as the morning sun filters through the window shears... while this is profoundly disturbing on often makes me throw up in my mouth a bit, is it a sin?
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate Yes... though he's definitely a bottom... regardless, is this a sin?
Yes, I'm afraid it is. You ought to offer a public apology to darvlay for your lustful thoughts. It will help you interact with him on a personal level, so that you begin to stop seeing him as an object.
Originally posted by shavixmir This morning I was asked by a gorgeous specimin of the female variety what sort of music I was listening to, as I was sitting in the bus.
I replied: AC/DC.
It's not the lie I feel bad about, it's the fact that I've denied ABBA the proper respect and recognition they deserve.
You are covering up one sin with another, listening to ABBA and then lying about it. How long do you intend to stay on such a path? Clean up your act.