1. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    26 May '07 04:53
    First there was Christian rock.
    Then there was Christian metal.
    Now there is Christian rap.

    Do you think there will ever be Christian porn?
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    26 May '07 05:06
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    First there was Christian rock.
    Then there was Christian metal.
    Now there is Christian rap.

    Do you think there will ever be Christian porn?
    Would it help ease your conscience when watching it if there were?
  3. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    26 May '07 05:25
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    First there was Christian rock.
    Then there was Christian metal.
    Now there is Christian rap.

    Do you think there will ever be Christian porn?
    There's knock-off Christian beer t-shirts already. It can't be far off.
  4. Donationkirksey957
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    26 May '07 07:481 edit
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    First there was Christian rock.
    Then there was Christian metal.
    Now there is Christian rap.

    Do you think there will ever be Christian porn?
    Most everything on Christian TV is porn in the sense that it is based on image making and designed to stimulate its audience into giving them money. You just don't get to see intercourse, which in my opinion is a blessing from God Almighty.

    Here's the problem for Christian culture: they want to be as good as everyone else. They want to their music to be as good as U2's. It's not. They want their literature to be as good as Steinbeck. It's not. I've said in this forum before that I have the recipe for the best ever reality TV programming. Simply take about 5 really hot missionary women (though that might take a while in itself) and give them the task of converting the natives on an island. The natives would be Snoop Dogg, Shaq, L'l John and their posse and they would be smoking weed and not wearing any clothes. They would have all the food and the missionaries would have to get food and drink from them or starve.
  5. Standard memberChronicLeaky
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    26 May '07 07:57
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    You just don't get to see intercourse, which in my opinion is a blessing from God Almighty.
    This is a really good sentence, because either of two things could be the blessing from God Almighty (eith intercourse or the fact that we don't have to see Christians on a mission), and they both are.

    This brings back fond memories of my failed mission to corrupt True Love Waits members 😛.
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    26 May '07 08:05
    Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
    This is a really good sentence, because either of two things could be the blessing from God Almighty (eith intercourse or the fact that we don't have to see Christians on a mission), and they both are.

    This brings back fond memories of my failed mission to corrupt True Love Waits members 😛.
    I don't hear too much about that group anymore. It's probably dying a natural death.
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    26 May '07 12:51
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    Do you think there will ever be Christian porn?
    It will sure convert me. 😉
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    26 May '07 14:23
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    First there was Christian rock.
    Then there was Christian metal.
    Now there is Christian rap.

    Do you think there will ever be Christian porn?
    Christian porn already exists:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/odeez/355877809/
  9. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    26 May '07 16:35
    Originally posted by bbarr
    Christian porn already exists:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/odeez/355877809/
    My, what a ... tight ... grip they have. [Gotta run!]
  10. DonationPawnokeyhole
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    26 May '07 22:47
    Originally posted by bbarr
    Christian porn already exists:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/odeez/355877809/
    You betcha!

    http://www.artchive.com/artchive/a/altdorfer/lot.jpg
  11. Subscribersonhouse
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    29 May '07 04:22
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    First there was Christian rock.
    Then there was Christian metal.
    Now there is Christian rap.

    Do you think there will ever be Christian porn?
    Well sure, its called Jerry Falwell. Also RCC priests. They tend to perform best in back rooms away from the public, where they continue to perfect their skills. One day, however, they will burst onto the public with performances in major computer networks around the world, bringing to the fold even more billions of newly minted christians.
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