THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD!!!

Originally posted by Nicolaas
I dont believe in you - you suck!

Ironically, there is more proof of LordOfTheChessboard's existance than of your God.

Originally posted by iamroot
Ironically, there is more proof of LordOfTheChessboard's existance than of your God.

lol, I was about to say that.

But seriously, WE ARE GOD. am I wrong about this? Please name one thing we wont be able to do when science advances. In the future we will be able to manipulate nature to do anything we like.

Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
To worship me one only has to run around naked on the street screaming: 'Oh great LordOfTheChessboard. Please solve all my problems and take care of me so that I don't have to do it myself, amen.'
Do this and I will send angels in white suites to take care of you in a special place for the true believers.

Oh Lord, forgive me, for I have sinned...

I tried to show my faith in you, and followed your scripture. I performed the holy task of stripping naked and chanting the sacred mantra, but when the angels came for me, I never saw them, and I was afraid, Oh Lord. Oh, I was so afraid, I ran... I ran from my salvation...

I have failed you, and beg your Righteous Forgiveness. Please, show me The Way, for I am Lost....

I will never doubt your Almighty Will again, and will blindly do your bidding for ever-more, as you must be the One True God, for it is written in The Book Of RedHotPawn, so it must be true.......Amen...

Originally posted by iamroot
Ironically, there is more proof of LordOfTheChessboard's existance than of your God.

You wish.

You are a walking proof that my God exists.

Originally posted by Nicolaas
You wish.

You are a walking proof that my God exists.

And you are walking proof that choosing a religion requires no intelligence or logical thought whatsoever.

Originally posted by Starrman
And you are walking proof that choosing a religion requires no intelligence or logical thought whatsoever.

As Nietszche said, a casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
As Nietszche said, a casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

Lol, I can't imagine Nietszche casually strolling anywhere, let alone an asylum 🙂

Originally posted by Starrman
Lol, I can't imagine Nietszche casually strolling anywhere, let alone an asylum 🙂

Didn't you know? It was his residence. 😛

Originally posted by Halitose
Didn't you know? It was his residence.

He wasn't in a condition to stroll by the time he arrived there!