Cast aside your false gods! From now one you will worship the one and only true god: the great and almighty LordOfTheChessboard!!! Dare not to oppose me for you will burn forever in the eternal pit of doom!
All disbelievers will be stoned and burned.
(For a "small" contribution to my church exceptions can me made.)
Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard Cast aside your false gods! From now one you will worship the one and only true god: the great and almighty LordOfTheChessboard!!! Dare not to oppose me for you will burn forever in the eternal pit of doom!
All disbelievers will be stoned and burned.
(For a "small" contribution to my church exceptions can me made.)
Originally posted by Nicolaas I dont believe in you - you suck!
Now look what has become of you my minion. You have wandered down the path of darkness. The eternal pit of doom awaits you. Now you will surely perish! (somewhere within the next 100 years or so.)
Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard Cast aside your false gods! From now one you will worship the one and only true god: the great and almighty LordOfTheChessboard!!!
What is the correct form of worship? Should one wear a special hat?
Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard Cast aside your false gods! From now one you will worship the one and only true god: the great and almighty LordOfTheChessboard!!! Dare not to oppose me for you will burn forever in the eternal pit of doom!
All disbelievers will be stoned and burned.
(For a "small" contribution to my church exceptions can me made.)
Does one wear pants while paying you homage? I, personally, feel that my best worshipping can be done in a pants free environment.
Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard Cast aside your false gods! From now one you will worship the one and only true god: the great and almighty LordOfTheChessboard!!! Dare not to oppose me for you will burn forever in the eternal pit of doom!
All disbelievers will be stoned and burned.
(For a "small" contribution to my church exceptions can me made.)
The one and only true god does does waste his time on the rhp spirituality forum.
To worship me one only has to run around naked on the street screaming: 'Oh great LordOfTheChessboard. Please solve all my problems and take care of me so that I don't have to do it myself, amen.'
Do this and I will send angels in white suites to take care of you in a special place for the true believers.
The "suites" must be a form of clothing or transport. If "suite" is taken in a musical sense it satisfies both these categories--the angels appear "clothed in music" (think of a suite by Bach) which simultaneously "transports" the listener's mind into a suitable state of receptivity. I assume that the "suites" are "white" to distinguish them from "the devil's music". What say you?
Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard Just worhip me my minions and you will soon dicover what I mean by men in white suits. I here by bless your souls.
23 Sep '05 10:41
THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD!!!
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