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    Cast aside your false gods! From now one you will worship the one and only true god: the great and almighty LordOfTheChessboard!!! Dare not to oppose me for you will burn forever in the eternal pit of doom!
    All disbelievers will be stoned and burned.
    (For a "small" contribution to my church exceptions can me made.)
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    23 Sep '05 11:12
    Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
    Cast aside your false gods! From now one you will worship the one and only true god: the great and almighty LordOfTheChessboard!!! Dare not to oppose me for you will burn forever in the eternal pit of doom!
    All disbelievers will be stoned and burned.
    (For a "small" contribution to my church exceptions can me made.)
    I dont believe in you - you suck!
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    23 Sep '05 11:36
    Originally posted by Nicolaas
    I dont believe in you - you suck!
    Now look what has become of you my minion. You have wandered down the path of darkness. The eternal pit of doom awaits you. Now you will surely perish! (somewhere within the next 100 years or so.)
  4. Standard memberBosse de Nage
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    23 Sep '05 11:44
    Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
    Cast aside your false gods! From now one you will worship the one and only true god: the great and almighty LordOfTheChessboard!!!
    What is the correct form of worship? Should one wear a special hat?
  5. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    23 Sep '05 12:05
    Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
    Cast aside your false gods! From now one you will worship the one and only true god: the great and almighty LordOfTheChessboard!!! Dare not to oppose me for you will burn forever in the eternal pit of doom!
    All disbelievers will be stoned and burned.
    (For a "small" contribution to my church exceptions can me made.)
    Does one wear pants while paying you homage? I, personally, feel that my best worshipping can be done in a pants free environment.
  6. Standard memberdj2becker
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    23 Sep '05 13:09
    Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
    Cast aside your false gods! From now one you will worship the one and only true god: the great and almighty LordOfTheChessboard!!! Dare not to oppose me for you will burn forever in the eternal pit of doom!
    All disbelievers will be stoned and burned.
    (For a "small" contribution to my church exceptions can me made.)
    The one and only true god does does waste his time on the rhp spirituality forum.
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    23 Sep '05 14:13
    To worship me one only has to run around naked on the street screaming: 'Oh great LordOfTheChessboard. Please solve all my problems and take care of me so that I don't have to do it myself, amen.'
    Do this and I will send angels in white suites to take care of you in a special place for the true believers.
  8. Standard memberBosse de Nage
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    23 Sep '05 14:39
    Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
    Do this and I will send angels in white suites to take care of you in a special place for the true believers.
    And so commences the task of interpreting the Word of the Lord...what could these "white suites" refer to exactly?
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    23 Sep '05 14:47
    Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
    And so commences the task of interpreting the Word of the Lord...what could these "white suites" refer to exactly?
    Hotel rooms?
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    23 Sep '05 14:52
    Originally posted by Halitose
    Hotel rooms?
    The "suites" must be a form of clothing or transport. If "suite" is taken in a musical sense it satisfies both these categories--the angels appear "clothed in music" (think of a suite by Bach) which simultaneously "transports" the listener's mind into a suitable state of receptivity. I assume that the "suites" are "white" to distinguish them from "the devil's music". What say you?
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    23 Sep '05 19:41
    Just worhip me my minions and you will soon dicover what I mean by men in white suits. I here by bless your souls.
  12. Standard memberDavid C
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    23 Sep '05 20:01
    Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
    Just worhip me my minions and you will soon dicover what I mean by men in white suits. I here by bless your souls.
    Sorry, LTC....I'm too busy Kissing Hank's Ass.

    http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/KissingHanksAss.mov
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    24 Sep '05 08:49
    Originally posted by David C
    Sorry, LTC....I'm too busy Kissing Hank's Ass.

    http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/KissingHanksAss.mov
    Link doesn't work😞
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    24 Sep '05 09:15
    Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
    Link doesn't work😞
    You are god, for LordOfTheChessboard's sake! Make it work!
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    24 Sep '05 09:19
    Originally posted by Nordlys
    You are god, for LordOfTheChessboard's sake! Make it work!
    Im only a god as long as there's are morons out there willing to believe it.
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