The worst thing about Mormons

What do you think it is?

1) They breed too much.
2) They pester people too much.
3) Their beliefs about Jesus are wrong.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
What do you think it is?

1) They breed too much.
2) They pester people too much.
3) Their beliefs about Jesus are wrong.

They're the only ones who get to go to heaven (according to South Park)

Don't they have special magic underwear?

Originally posted by kirksey957
Don't they have special magic underwear?

No, no, your thinking of the religion of Kabbala according to Madoma.

Originally posted by whodey
No, no, your thinking of the religion of Kabbala according to Madoma.

I'm sure I heard Larry King's wife talking about her special magic underwear.

Originally posted by whodey
No, no, your thinking of the religion of Kabbala according to Madoma.

Yeah. Don't they have to cut a hole in the sheet at the pelvic area to screw since they can't touch each other. Or is that Islamic teachings.

...their taste in women.

I'm not a mormon, but i was talking to one about being mormon and she said that God sent us to this earth to grow knowledge and when we get to Heaven we are still acquiring knowledge. and b/c of that we will never be able to see God