The worst thing about Mormons

DoctorScribbles

BWA Soldier

Spirituality

04 Mar 07

DoctorScribbles

BWA Soldier

Tha Brotha Hood

Joined: 13 Dec 04
Moves: 49088

04 Mar 07

What do you think it is?

1) They breed too much.
2) They pester people too much.
3) Their beliefs about Jesus are wrong.

mrstabby

Joined: 13 Jul 06
Moves: 4229

04 Mar 07

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
What do you think it is?

1) They breed too much.
2) They pester people too much.
3) Their beliefs about Jesus are wrong.

They're the only ones who get to go to heaven (according to South Park)

kirksey957

Outkast

With White Women

Joined: 31 Jul 01
Moves: 91452

04 Mar 07

Don't they have special magic underwear?

whodey

Joined: 02 Jan 06
Moves: 12857

04 Mar 07

Originally posted by kirksey957
Don't they have special magic underwear?

No, no, your thinking of the religion of Kabbala according to Madoma.

kirksey957

Outkast

With White Women

Joined: 31 Jul 01
Moves: 91452

04 Mar 07

Originally posted by whodey
No, no, your thinking of the religion of Kabbala according to Madoma.

I'm sure I heard Larry King's wife talking about her special magic underwear.

slimjim

Death from Above

El Paso, TX

Joined: 27 Oct 02
Moves: 47338

05 Mar 07

Originally posted by whodey
No, no, your thinking of the religion of Kabbala according to Madoma.

Yeah. Don't they have to cut a hole in the sheet at the pelvic area to screw since they can't touch each other. Or is that Islamic teachings.

AThousandYoung

1st Dan TKD Kukkiwon

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Joined: 23 Aug 04
Moves: 26755

05 Mar 07

...their taste in women.

grandslam841

Joined: 10 Mar 06
Moves: 2

13 Mar 07

I'm not a mormon, but i was talking to one about being mormon and she said that God sent us to this earth to grow knowledge and when we get to Heaven we are still acquiring knowledge. and b/c of that we will never be able to see God