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    The following story perpetrated on the human race on planet earth - would go down as the greatest scientific swindle in the history of mankind - and would take first place in the guineas book of records as the greatest swindle of all time.

    The intelligencia of the world called scientists believe that long ago there was nothing in existence accept empty space going on for infinity.

    One day something accidentally appeared from nothingness and it accidentally exploded.

    After that chaotic explosion when all the chaotic mess accidentally settled - it all accidentally came together in perfect universes and solar systems with suns and moons and gravity and perfect orbits.

    There was a piece of rock that was accidentally perfectly smooth after the explosion and almost round and came accidentally with oceans of salty water to keep them from going off and it accidentally had its very own sun to keep it toasty warm............oh and it accidentally had a nice moon to light up the night sky.

    It also accidentally had fresh water falling out of the sky to fill all the wonderful rivers and it accidentally had clouds and mountain peaks giving an accidental wonderful sunset and sunrise.

    Not satisfied with just accidentally being a beautiful planet the earth decided to create conscious life but just needed a lightning bolt to come along accidentally and spark accidental life into being all from chemicals.

    One day this accident accidentally did happen and life accidentally created itself in a puddle of mud after a lightning strike - and then over time that little squiggle of life in that puddle accidentally turned into a flying animal called a bird and then a horse and then an elephant and then a dog and then a mouse and then a alligator and then monkey and then a human.

    The different species all could accidentally reproduce themselves by connecting together and joining their fluids which they by chance accidentally had in sufficient supply - and when the little life was born the animal accidentally cared for the young creation...........and as a matter of fact all the little life's from all the accidentally created species that were accidentally born by accidentally reproducing also accidentally cared for the young ones by accidentally getting food for the dependant baby.

    After a long time the earth had over 8 million different species of life that accidentally created themselves - so the earth accidentally created and produced thousands of different foods that were accidentally delicious and accidentally healthy and accidentally plentiful to feed all this life.

    The human animal accidentally had lot of intelligence because it was accidentally given a lot of intelligence by accident.

    So far according to the scientist - everything has happened by accident because the intelligencia of the world called scientists have told us that there is no such thing as Supreme Intelligence behind all these accidents................so that is why man accidentally had been given superior intelligence because it was about time for that miracle to accidentally happen for man.....so it did.

    When man used is intelligence he went to the ground and discovered every mineral and chemical that was accidentally necessary to create and full-fill every desire he possibly could have...he thought this is the best accident to come his way for a long time and so he dug up the ground and made many wonderful creations from the chemicals and minerals which were accidentally there for him.

    Anyhow when we ask the scientists what happens when we die, they say because we are all accidents don't aspect anything at all to happen and that we will all just cease to exist because we are all just chemicals without any superior being involved.

    When asked how can so many accidents just happen over and over and over again repeatedly - they say given enough time anything can happen without cause or plan or supervision or supreme intelligence.

    However one thousand scientists have been trying to create and ant in their laboratories for the past one hundred years and they have had no success........maybe they should hope for an accident.

    Shocking atheistic science.
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    01 Feb '12 09:27
    Originally posted by Dasa
    The following story perpetrated on the human race on planet earth - would go down as the greatest scientific swindle in the history of mankind - and would take first place in the guineas book of records as the greatest swindle of all time.

    The intelligencia of the world called scientists believe that long ago there was nothing in existence accept empty spac ...[text shortened]... e had no success........maybe they should hope for an accident.

    Shocking atheistic science.
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    Dock Ellis Trips His Way to a No-Hitter

    The Accomplishment:

    In the hundreds of thousands of games in MLB history, there have been only 247 in which the starting pitcher records every out without giving up a hit. Pedro Martinez, like most pitchers, has gone his entire career without throwing one. In fact his team, the Mets, who've been sending a pitcher out to the mound 162 times every season for 46 years, have never had a pitcher throw one. Dock Ellis became one of the few to ever do it on June 20, 1970, though he barely remembers it.

    The Drug:

    Acid. The day of the no-hitter, Dock Ellis woke up around noon on what he thought was Friday and ate three tabs of acid, presumably because he was tired of Wheaties. But when his girlfriend arrived she was carrying Saturday's newspaper, which meant he'd slept through Friday or that his girlfriend's was a time traveler. The sports page had more bad news, he was scheduled to pitch in San Diego in six hours. Not only was the day that was beginning to swim around him the wrong one, the city his day was swimming in was Los Angeles.




    We probably wouldn't have gone to the ball park that day (not to mention slept through a Friday and eaten LSD for breakfast). But Ellis had pitched high before. And by that we mean he had never pitched sober. Starting with booze as a high school prodigy and moving up through amphetamines and cocaine in the MLB, his Pirate teammates often took bets on whether anyone could take as many amphetamines as Dock.

    Unfazed despite being on enough acid to melt Jimi Hendrix's guitar, Ellis hopped a flight to San Diego, and faced down a lineup that had woken up knowing what day it was, and also had the upper hand in the "not on acid" category. Not a single one got a hit.

    Ellis remembers very little about the game, other than that sometimes the ball was huge in his hands and sometimes it was tiny, and that at one point he dove out of the way of a line drive, only to look up and see that the ball hadn't even reached the mound. If this sounds like a ridiculous cartoon to you, that's probably what it looked like to Ellis. So how the fudge did Ellis manage to pitch a better game than Pedro Martinez ever would?


    Writing in the New Yorker, Oliver Sacks describes a state of mind known as "the zone" in which "A baseball ... approaching at close to a hundred miles per hours ... may seem to be almost immobile in the air, its very seams strikingly visible... in a suddenly enlarged and spacious timescape." The zone is typically brought on by confidence, adrenaline and being fudgin awesome at baseball. Ellis was all of those things, and LSD's affects include increased heart rate and the slowing down of time. So it's conceivable that Ellis tripped his way into the zone.




    A large part of throwing a no hitter is getting over the fact that you're throwing one. As the game goes on and the lonely bastard in the middle of the diamond gets closer to immortality, the tension in the park and in the pitcher builds. Trying to throw a no hitter is such a mind fudge that it's considered the height of d1ckery for a teammate to acknowledge the no-hitter until the final out is recorded.

    But baseball history was the last thing on Ellis' mind, keeping his poop together while a bunch of giant lizards fudged in the on-deck circle being the first.
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    01 Feb '12 09:352 edits
    Originally posted by Dasa
    The following story perpetrated on the human race on planet earth - would go down as the greatest scientific swindle in the history of mankind - and would take first place in the guineas book of records as the greatest swindle of all time.

    The intelligencia of the world called scientists believe that long ago there was nothing in existence accept empty space going on for infinity.

    Shocking atheistic science.
    sorry dasa to break it to you, as you have clearly put a lot of effort into your text. so a+ for effort. but it all falls apart for me in your second paragraph. scientists DONT!! believe there was nothing but empty space. thats a very old fashioned opinion. you should go and watch some documentaries or read some books. science has moved forwards. so over all ill give your post a............

    D-

    nearly 100% of everything you wrote shows you have no understanding of science and what science knows. you keep using the word 'accidentally' science pretty much never uses that word and they understand most of the processes that you have mentioned and why they happened. i dont know if you read other peoples posts but in other posts ive given you links to examples of life being created in labs by scientists. GO AND WATCH THEM!!!!! (edit: sorry i see you have watched them and have dismissed them in your wisdom as filthy atheist lies)

    dasa, i must admit i do like reading your posts, keep em'coming. ive been calling my wife a meat-eater and telling her she will suffer in a million lifetimes if she doesnt do what i say.............and it worked!!! you should get some of your catch phrase printed on t-shirts. id buy one.
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    01 Feb '12 14:24
    Originally posted by stellspalfie
    sorry dasa to break it to you, as you have clearly put a lot of effort into your text. so a+ for effort. but it all falls apart for me in your second paragraph. scientists DONT!! believe there was nothing but empty space. thats a very old fashioned opinion. you should go and watch some documentaries or read some books. science has moved forwards. so ov ...[text shortened]... ...and it worked!!! you should get some of your catch phrase printed on t-shirts. id buy one.
    I must say you do have a polite manner about you and it is refreshing.

    However the bottom line is that cheating science actually present that chemicals come together under their own volition without a Supreme Spiritual cause or plan or will.

    Chemicals just self creating our plants and animals and people....... and laws that have just simply appeared in the cosmos without a supreme spiritual cause or plan or will.

    This is the shocking science.

    And please do not be dishonest and tell me they have created life in their labs.

    All they have done is provide the conditions for life and life will then turn up by the arrangement of superior authority.

    Life is everywhere.

    In the air (invisible) to the naked eye.

    In the icy sea.

    In the bowels of the earth.

    And it will appear when the conditions for life to manifest are right.

    What I present is actually 100% as it is.
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    01 Feb '12 16:49
    Originally posted by Dasa
    I must say you do have a polite manner about you and it is refreshing.

    However the bottom line is that cheating science actually present that chemicals come together under their own volition without a Supreme Spiritual cause or plan or will.

    Chemicals just self creating our plants and animals and people....... and laws that have just simply appeared in th ...[text shortened]... when the conditions for life to manifest are right.

    What I present is actually 100% as it is.
    cheers. just remember i want a cut of your 'dishonest meat-eaters' car bumper sticker when it sells a million.

    so are you saying that in the video i showed you god gave the synthetic life they created life?
    your problem is you reduce very complex science to a few lines of text missing out heaps of important information. you create made up scientific theories and pass them off as things science has said such as "and laws that have simply appeared in the cosmos" no scientist has ever said that. science doesnt know where the laws of physics come from, people have theories but nothing solid, but that doesnt mean that say "oh yeah it like just appeared". they are working to figure out where it came from....they may discover it was god, they may find something else, but at least they will have measured ans calculated and tested and verified to the minute detail when they do. rather than just saying "oh yeah we think this happened and we cant be arsed proving it, just take our word for it"
    im not telling you to be an atheist, but dont be so dismissive of the people who have provided you with most of the things you take for granted in life and couldnt live without. like tevo.

    what would you say is the lowest form of life that you think of as meat?
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    01 Feb '12 18:24
    Originally posted by Dasa
    [b]The following story perpetrated on the human race on planet earth - would go down as the greatest scientific swindle in the history of mankind - and would take first place in the guineas book of records as the greatest swindle of all time.

    The intelligencia of the world called scientists believe that long ago there was nothing in existence accept empty space going on for infinity.
    dishonest premise sets the stage for the rest of your lies.

    scientists don't "believe" what you claim.
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    01 Feb '12 23:011 edit
    Originally posted by Dasa
    I must say you do have a polite manner about you and it is refreshing.
    You were treated most respectfully when you first arrived here. The fact that you have alienated yourself from everyone through your insulting words and persistent hubris is the reason you feel the sharp end of people's wordsnow.
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    01 Feb '12 23:06
    Originally posted by Dasa
    I must say you do have a polite manner about you and it is refreshing.

    However the bottom line is that cheating science actually present that chemicals come together under their own volition without a Supreme Spiritual cause or plan or will.

    Chemicals just self creating our plants and animals and people....... and laws that have just simply appeared in th ...[text shortened]... when the conditions for life to manifest are right.

    What I present is actually 100% as it is.
    "I must say you do have a polite manner about you and it is refreshing. "

    I too, have always been polite to you. I even had a thank you from you, when I posted a story of Narada called "What took you so long". For that matter I posted it twice.

    But in all sincerity I believe you do a disservice to the core -- the heart -- of the beliefs you promote. You should reflect on that, and if nothing else, look forward to a chance to do it better.
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    02 Feb '12 07:33
    Originally posted by JS357
    "I must say you do have a polite manner about you and it is refreshing. "

    I too, have always been polite to you. I even had a thank you from you, when I posted a story of Narada called "What took you so long". For that matter I posted it twice.

    But in all sincerity I believe you do a disservice to the core -- the heart -- of the beliefs you promote. You should reflect on that, and if nothing else, look forward to a chance to do it better.
    When in the snake pit of the spirituality forum which for some reason attracts all the snakes where the snakes always are repeatedly biting.................soft words are wasted.

    I prefer to use strong words.

    The strong words are not rude or insulting but just strong.

    Read my new thread about WORDS. posted up soon please

    As far as persons asking questions - I miss many of those because so many posts are rude and insincere and dishonest and so I just pass them by and the sincere questions also get missed because of that.

    ***If anyone has a question and they don't want it to get missed then PM me and tell me where the question is in the public forum.

    Snake reference refers to qualities that are deceitful, envious and dishonest. (read my post on dishonesty to understand) put up last week
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    02 Feb '12 07:44
    Originally posted by Dasa
    When in the snake pit of the spirituality forum which for some reason attracts all the snakes where the snakes always are repeatedly biting.................soft words are wasted.
    JS357 said "...in all sincerity I believe you do a disservice to the core -- the heart -- of the beliefs you promote". Do you ever reflect and consider whether he might be right?
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    02 Feb '12 07:50
    Originally posted by FMF
    JS357 said "...in all sincerity I believe you do a disservice to the core -- the heart -- of the beliefs you promote". Do you ever reflect and consider whether he might be right?
    Any comment you express about anything of a spiritual nature have zero credibility because you are dishonest.

    Being dishonest will always establish your comments as baseless.

    You must work on your honesty to change this.
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    02 Feb '12 07:54
    Originally posted by Dasa
    Any comment you express about anything of a spiritual nature have zero credibility because you are dishonest.

    Being dishonest will always establish your comments as baseless.

    You must work on your honesty to change this.
    You've made these comments about me before. Do you have any comment on what JS357 said?
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    02 Feb '12 07:55
    "All they have done is provide the conditions for life and life will then turn up by the arrangement of superior authority."
    Why would the 'superior authority' need conditions to be right for this 'arrangement' to take place; you seem to be implying that this 'authority' has set in place some sort of mechanism whereby life will automatically occur without the intervention of a 'superior authority' would you care to propose a name for this mechanism.
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    02 Feb '12 12:20
    Originally posted by Dasa
    When in the snake pit of the spirituality forum which for some reason attracts all the snakes where the snakes always are repeatedly biting.................soft words are wasted.

    I prefer to use strong words.

    The strong words are not rude or insulting but just strong.

    Read my new thread about WORDS. posted up soon please

    As far as persons asking que ...[text shortened]... e deceitful, envious and dishonest. (read my post on dishonesty to understand) put up last week
    I prefer to use strong words.


    Consider the possibility that to be most effective, your preferences may need to be sacrificed. But first, I ask, what do you really want to accomplish here? And do you think your preferred way of communicating is working? Those are questions I don't want to "get missed."
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