1. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    09 Oct '07 12:19
    A new fad is sweeping through today’s disenfranchised and spiritually decrepit youth… Vodka snorting is simply out of control and, unquestionably, the main reason that our children are being lost to atheism on a wholesale basis. Vodka snorting is a tool of the Devil and will, quickly, lead to prostitution, illicit drug use, anal sex and Jerry Springeresque trailer park drama.

    For the sake of the children, we must unite against Vodka Snorting!
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    09 Oct '07 13:26
    Chilly Willys! Good for what ails ya.
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    09 Oct '07 14:39
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    A new fad is sweeping through today’s disenfranchised and spiritually decrepit youth… Vodka snorting is simply out of control and, unquestionably, the main reason that our children are being lost to atheism on a wholesale basis. Vodka snorting is a tool of the Devil and will, quickly, lead to prostitution, illicit drug use, anal sex and Jerry Springe ...[text shortened]... sque trailer park drama.

    For the sake of the children, we must unite against Vodka Snorting!
    Im with you!!!
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    09 Oct '07 18:08
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    A new fad is sweeping through today’s disenfranchised and spiritually decrepit youth… Vodka snorting is simply out of control and, unquestionably, the main reason that our children are being lost to atheism on a wholesale basis. Vodka snorting is a tool of the Devil and will, quickly, lead to prostitution, illicit drug use, anal sex and Jerry Springe ...[text shortened]... sque trailer park drama.

    For the sake of the children, we must unite against Vodka Snorting!
    Snorting??
    Like... With the nose?
    Groce.........

    But if children are being gained to atheism, has the support of the Devil, and lead to more sex alternatives I suppose it's for a good cause.
    I won't try it... I'll stick with the old fashioned (and drinkable) Kalashnikov.
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    09 Oct '07 19:27
    Originally posted by serigado
    Snorting??
    Like... With the nose?
    Groce.........

    But if children are being gained to atheism, has the support of the Devil, and lead to more sex alternatives I suppose it's for a good cause.
    I won't try it... I'll stick with the old fashioned (and drinkable) Kalashnikov.
    Yes, snorting. The membranes in your nose will absorb the vodka directly and bypass your liver. The same rapid and intense affect can be accomplished my shooting vodka into your backdoor.
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    09 Oct '07 19:51
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Yes, snorting. The membranes in your nose will absorb the vodka directly and bypass your liver. The same rapid and intense affect can be accomplished my shooting vodka into your backdoor.
    Does it hurt to snort vodka up your nose? Seems like it would. The idea of vodka in my rectum is really scary...although, strangely, alluring.
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    09 Oct '07 19:58
    Originally posted by TheSkipper
    Does it hurt to snort vodka up your nose? Seems like it would. The idea of vodka in my rectum is really scary...although, strangely, alluring.
    It hurts, yes. But not so much if you're used to shoveling all kinds of garbage up your nose.
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    09 Oct '07 22:30
    Originally posted by serigado
    Snorting??
    Like... With the nose?
    It's not often I'm genuinely intrigued by a post on the Spirituality forum, but this has caught my interest.

    What on earth do you mean by: "With the nose... QUESTION MARK"?
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    10 Oct '07 02:16
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    A new fad is sweeping through today’s disenfranchised and spiritually decrepit youth… Vodka snorting is simply out of control and, unquestionably, the main reason that our children are being lost to atheism on a wholesale basis. Vodka snorting is a tool of the Devil and will, quickly, lead to prostitution, illicit drug use, anal sex and Jerry Springe ...[text shortened]... sque trailer park drama.

    For the sake of the children, we must unite against Vodka Snorting!
    Amen brother. God wants it down the gullet like he designed.
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    10 Oct '07 07:09
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    It's not often I'm genuinely intrigued by a post on the Spirituality forum, but this has caught my interest.

    What on earth do you mean by: "With the nose... QUESTION MARK"?
    Nothing. It's just english is not my native language and I was wandering if "snorting" was really the thing I was thinking (done with the nose).
    I think the God of vodka will be upset
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    10 Oct '07 08:20
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Yes, snorting. The membranes in your nose will absorb the vodka directly and bypass your liver. The same rapid and intense affect can be accomplished my shooting vodka into your backdoor.
    Just so you know, vodka is never absorbed by the body via the liver. It is the livers job to take it out of the body not put it in. However you get the alcohol into the blood stream, if it is too much it will still damage your liver.
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    10 Oct '07 14:58
    Originally posted by twhitehead
    Just so you know, vodka is never absorbed by the body via the liver. It is the livers job to take it out of the body not put it in. However you get the alcohol into the blood stream, if it is too much it will still damage your liver.
    Regardless, you are going against the will of God by shooting Vodka into your rectum and snorting it up your snout.
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