09 Oct 07
A new fad is sweeping through today’s disenfranchised and spiritually decrepit youth… Vodka snorting is simply out of control and, unquestionably, the main reason that our children are being lost to atheism on a wholesale basis. Vodka snorting is a tool of the Devil and will, quickly, lead to prostitution, illicit drug use, anal sex and Jerry Springeresque trailer park drama.
For the sake of the children, we must unite against Vodka Snorting!
09 Oct 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateIm with you!!!
A new fad is sweeping through today’s disenfranchised and spiritually decrepit youth… Vodka snorting is simply out of control and, unquestionably, the main reason that our children are being lost to atheism on a wholesale basis. Vodka snorting is a tool of the Devil and will, quickly, lead to prostitution, illicit drug use, anal sex and Jerry Springe ...[text shortened]... sque trailer park drama.
For the sake of the children, we must unite against Vodka Snorting!
09 Oct 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateSnorting??
A new fad is sweeping through today’s disenfranchised and spiritually decrepit youth… Vodka snorting is simply out of control and, unquestionably, the main reason that our children are being lost to atheism on a wholesale basis. Vodka snorting is a tool of the Devil and will, quickly, lead to prostitution, illicit drug use, anal sex and Jerry Springe ...[text shortened]... sque trailer park drama.
For the sake of the children, we must unite against Vodka Snorting!
Like... With the nose?
Groce.........
But if children are being gained to atheism, has the support of the Devil, and lead to more sex alternatives I suppose it's for a good cause.
I won't try it... I'll stick with the old fashioned (and drinkable) Kalashnikov.
09 Oct 07
Originally posted by serigadoYes, snorting. The membranes in your nose will absorb the vodka directly and bypass your liver. The same rapid and intense affect can be accomplished my shooting vodka into your backdoor.
Snorting??
Like... With the nose?
Groce.........
But if children are being gained to atheism, has the support of the Devil, and lead to more sex alternatives I suppose it's for a good cause.
I won't try it... I'll stick with the old fashioned (and drinkable) Kalashnikov.
09 Oct 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateDoes it hurt to snort vodka up your nose? Seems like it would. The idea of vodka in my rectum is really scary...although, strangely, alluring.
Yes, snorting. The membranes in your nose will absorb the vodka directly and bypass your liver. The same rapid and intense affect can be accomplished my shooting vodka into your backdoor.
09 Oct 07
Originally posted by TheSkipperIt hurts, yes. But not so much if you're used to shoveling all kinds of garbage up your nose.
Does it hurt to snort vodka up your nose? Seems like it would. The idea of vodka in my rectum is really scary...although, strangely, alluring.
10 Oct 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateAmen brother. God wants it down the gullet like he designed.
A new fad is sweeping through today’s disenfranchised and spiritually decrepit youth… Vodka snorting is simply out of control and, unquestionably, the main reason that our children are being lost to atheism on a wholesale basis. Vodka snorting is a tool of the Devil and will, quickly, lead to prostitution, illicit drug use, anal sex and Jerry Springe ...[text shortened]... sque trailer park drama.
For the sake of the children, we must unite against Vodka Snorting!
10 Oct 07
Originally posted by shavixmirNothing. It's just english is not my native language and I was wandering if "snorting" was really the thing I was thinking (done with the nose).
It's not often I'm genuinely intrigued by a post on the Spirituality forum, but this has caught my interest.
What on earth do you mean by: "With the nose... QUESTION MARK"?
I think the God of vodka will be upset
10 Oct 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateJust so you know, vodka is never absorbed by the body via the liver. It is the livers job to take it out of the body not put it in. However you get the alcohol into the blood stream, if it is too much it will still damage your liver.
Yes, snorting. The membranes in your nose will absorb the vodka directly and bypass your liver. The same rapid and intense affect can be accomplished my shooting vodka into your backdoor.
10 Oct 07
Originally posted by twhiteheadRegardless, you are going against the will of God by shooting Vodka into your rectum and snorting it up your snout.
Just so you know, vodka is never absorbed by the body via the liver. It is the livers job to take it out of the body not put it in. However you get the alcohol into the blood stream, if it is too much it will still damage your liver.
