18 Mar '05 18:49>
I mean...
Did anybody actually see him talk to God? You know.
He goes up that mountain, comes down with 10 laws, says he's talked to someone nobody has ever seen...
Am I the only person who finds this a little dodgy? I mean...
Say I go up a hill on my own and come down and tell you all that I've talked to God and that he's given me two new commandments for you.
11. Thou shallt stop wearing crosses, because it hurts Jesus' feelings
12. When I say "Thou shallt not kill" that DOES include war...
Say I came down with the supplemental commandments and told you I'd had a wee natter with the big yin. Talked about the weather, the fires of hell and God's irritation at over-fishing in the North Sea.
Wouldn't you like say: "Hey....wait a minute...."
Wouldn't you sort of like question my sanity? Would you believe me?
Anyways, didn't anyone close to Moses tap their head and say: "Desert fatigue." or something?
Surely there must have been one or two followers of Moses who thought: "Yeah. Right. He's a nice chap is Moses alright, but this time he's really lost his marbles!"
Did anybody actually see him talk to God? You know.
He goes up that mountain, comes down with 10 laws, says he's talked to someone nobody has ever seen...
Am I the only person who finds this a little dodgy? I mean...
Say I go up a hill on my own and come down and tell you all that I've talked to God and that he's given me two new commandments for you.
11. Thou shallt stop wearing crosses, because it hurts Jesus' feelings
12. When I say "Thou shallt not kill" that DOES include war...
Say I came down with the supplemental commandments and told you I'd had a wee natter with the big yin. Talked about the weather, the fires of hell and God's irritation at over-fishing in the North Sea.
Wouldn't you like say: "Hey....wait a minute...."
Wouldn't you sort of like question my sanity? Would you believe me?
Anyways, didn't anyone close to Moses tap their head and say: "Desert fatigue." or something?
Surely there must have been one or two followers of Moses who thought: "Yeah. Right. He's a nice chap is Moses alright, but this time he's really lost his marbles!"