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Originally posted by Captain Strange
I forgot to mention there has got to be a trinity as well.
The fact that your dog/god only has 3 legs is a good start.
Instead of the father son and the holy ghost you could have Big daddy, the Kid and Spooky.
Maybe there could be 3 Bobs ?
Anyway I am sure you have got the idea.
Is there a devil equivalent? Possibly a monkey, the monkey being the source of all evil in the world and must be spanked.


Originally posted by gruntypunt
I believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.

Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith

Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)
Not so.

Life came from cyrstals millions of years ago from absolutely nothing. Then an comet came smashing down and "poof", life was sprung.

I know cuz I saw a small meteor come down the other day and where it landed I found an ant colony.


Originally posted by Captain Strange
I forgot to mention there has got to be a trinity as well.
The fact that your dog/god only has 3 legs is a good start.
Instead of the father son and the holy ghost you could have Big daddy, the Kid and Spooky.
Maybe there could be 3 Bobs ?
Anyway I am sure you have got the idea.
Larry Darryl and Darryl


Originally posted by Captain Strange
I forgot to mention there has got to be a trinity as well.
The fact that your dog/god only has 3 legs is a good start.
Instead of the father son and the holy ghost you could have Big daddy, the Kid and Spooky.
Maybe there could be 3 Bobs ?
Anyway I am sure you have got the idea.
And we're sure that you don't.

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Originally posted by DeepThought
Is there a devil equivalent? Possibly a monkey, the monkey being the source of all evil in the world and must be spanked.
Yes, or an evil chicken that must be chocked or a bishop for bashing.


Originally posted by Captain Strange
Yes, or an evil chicken that must be chocked or a bishop for bashing.
.. while dancing with the one-eyed sailor.

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
.. while dancing with the one-eyed sailor.
Or :
Gallop the one eyed snake.
The crafty old serpent has been a real headache for Christians
ever since having a chat with eve.