18 Sep 15
I believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.
Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith
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18 Sep 15
Originally posted by gruntypuntI think you might be onto something but to get billions of people convinced you got to dress it up a bit.
I believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.
Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith
Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)
An angel whispered it to you while you were in a cave or God appeared with golden tablets when you were walking the dog. Believers love that sort of nonsense.
Soon the donations will be pouring in.
18 Sep 15
Originally posted by gruntypuntWhy specifically Christians?
I believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.
Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith
Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)
18 Sep 15
Originally posted by gruntypuntI have a dog named Bob (this is true, by the way)
I believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.
Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith
Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)
He is the one true Bob.
He is missing half his tail (this is true, by the way).
I therefore feel it is OK to chop off half of the tail of any puppies he has.
18 Sep 15
Originally posted by Rank outsiderIt's bad enough your dog only has half a tail, but to name him Bob really is beyond the pale.
I have a dog named Bob (this is true, by the way)
He is the one true Bob.
He is missing half his tail (this is true, by the way).
I therefore feel it is OK to chop off half of the tail of any puppies he has.
18 Sep 15
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeMy dog, Bob, is from Greece (this is true, by the way)
It's bad enough your dog only has half a tail, but to name him Bob really is beyond the pale.
He is overweight (this is true, by the way)
'My Big Fat Greek Bob' is is the 4th episode of the fourth season of the animated comedy series Bob's Burgers and the overall 49th episode, and is written by Scott Jacobson and directed by Don MacKinnon. It aired on Fox in the United States on November 10, 2013.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Big_Fat_Greek_Bob
49 (episodes in total) minus 4 (no of series) minus 4 (episode in series) = 41
2013 (year of broadcast) divided by 49 (episodes) = 41
Coincidence? I think not.
41 + Bob himself = 42
Which is the answer to life, the universe and everything,
Ergo, he is the one true Bob.
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18 Sep 15
Originally posted by gruntypuntThere is a huge difference between what you believe and what Christians believe; the main of which is that no one cares what you believe.
I believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.
Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith
Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)
18 Sep 15
Originally posted by gruntypuntI forgot to mention there has got to be a trinity as well.
I believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.
Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith
Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)
The fact that your dog/god only has 3 legs is a good start.
Instead of the father son and the holy ghost you could have Big daddy, the Kid and Spooky.
Maybe there could be 3 Bobs ?
Anyway I am sure you have got the idea.