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    18 Sep '15 07:30
    I believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
    The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.

    Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith

    Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)
  2. Mar-a-Lago
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    18 Sep '15 07:38
    Originally posted by gruntypunt
    I believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
    The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.

    Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith

    Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)
    I think you might be onto something but to get billions of people convinced you got to dress it up a bit.
    An angel whispered it to you while you were in a cave or God appeared with golden tablets when you were walking the dog. Believers love that sort of nonsense.
    Soon the donations will be pouring in.
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    18 Sep '15 07:56
    Originally posted by gruntypunt
    I believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
    The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.

    Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith

    Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)
    Why specifically Christians?
  4. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    18 Sep '15 08:09
    Originally posted by gruntypunt

    Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith

    Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)
    We don't like Christian-bashing round 'ere.
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    18 Sep '15 08:12
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    We don't like Christian-bashing round 'ere.
    What about RJ bashing ? 😏
  6. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    18 Sep '15 08:27
    Originally posted by Captain Strange
    What about RJ bashing ? 😏
    Where? When? How much?

    I have my own bat.
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    18 Sep '15 09:21
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Where? When? How much?

    I have my own bat.
    LOL 😏
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    18 Sep '15 09:39
    Originally posted by Great King Rat
    Why specifically Christians?
    Because Muslims will kill you if you say that about them.
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    18 Sep '15 09:54
    Originally posted by gruntypunt
    I believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
    The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.

    Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith

    Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)
    I have a dog named Bob (this is true, by the way)

    He is the one true Bob.

    He is missing half his tail (this is true, by the way).

    I therefore feel it is OK to chop off half of the tail of any puppies he has.
  10. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    18 Sep '15 10:23
    Originally posted by Rank outsider
    I have a dog named Bob (this is true, by the way)

    He is the one true Bob.

    He is missing half his tail (this is true, by the way).

    I therefore feel it is OK to chop off half of the tail of any puppies he has.
    It's bad enough your dog only has half a tail, but to name him Bob really is beyond the pale.
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    18 Sep '15 14:00
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    It's bad enough your dog only has half a tail, but to name him Bob really is beyond the pale.
    My dog, Bob, is from Greece (this is true, by the way)

    He is overweight (this is true, by the way)

    'My Big Fat Greek Bob' is is the 4th episode of the fourth season of the animated comedy series Bob's Burgers and the overall 49th episode, and is written by Scott Jacobson and directed by Don MacKinnon. It aired on Fox in the United States on November 10, 2013.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Big_Fat_Greek_Bob

    49 (episodes in total) minus 4 (no of series) minus 4 (episode in series) = 41

    2013 (year of broadcast) divided by 49 (episodes) = 41

    Coincidence? I think not.

    41 + Bob himself = 42

    Which is the answer to life, the universe and everything,

    Ergo, he is the one true Bob.
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    18 Sep '15 14:04
    Bob spelled backwards is Bob (this is true, by the way)

    He is truly the Alpha and Omega.

    Praise Bob.
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    18 Sep '15 14:06
    God spelled backwards is Dog.

    It makes you think.
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    18 Sep '15 14:06
    Originally posted by gruntypunt
    I believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
    The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.

    Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith

    Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)
    There is a huge difference between what you believe and what Christians believe; the main of which is that no one cares what you believe.
  15. Mar-a-Lago
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    18 Sep '15 15:49
    Originally posted by gruntypunt
    I believe a three legged dog names bob created the universe in 5.72days .
    The only proof of this is because a homeless man who spent 48hours non stop drinking meths told me.

    Therefore it must be true i heard it , I believe in it I have faith

    Welcome to the logic of christians (delusians)
    I forgot to mention there has got to be a trinity as well.
    The fact that your dog/god only has 3 legs is a good start.
    Instead of the father son and the holy ghost you could have Big daddy, the Kid and Spooky.
    Maybe there could be 3 Bobs ?
    Anyway I am sure you have got the idea.
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