11 Mar 12
Originally posted by kaminskyA Jew and a Christian were arguing about the ways of their religion. The Jewish man said, "You people have been taking things from us for thousands of years; The Ten Commandments, for instance." The Christian replied, "Well, it's true that we took the Ten Commandments from you, but you can't actually say that we've kept them!"
JESUS walks into a hotel , hands the inn keeper 3 nails and asks if he can be put up for the night