Originally posted by kaminsky JESUS walks into a hotel , hands the inn keeper 3 nails and asks if he can be put up for the night
A Jew and a Christian were arguing about the ways of their religion. The Jewish man said, "You people have been taking things from us for thousands of years; The Ten Commandments, for instance." The Christian replied, "Well, it's true that we took the Ten Commandments from you, but you can't actually say that we've kept them!"