Why did they crusify Jesus?

Because, if they'd drowned him everyone would have to wear an aquarium around their necks!

Haha ho...

Yup, the classics never fail to amuse...

Originally posted by shavixmir
Because, if they'd drowned him everyone would have to wear an aquarium around their necks!

Haha ho...

Yup, the classics never fail to amuse...

If they had burned him at the stake, we would have to be wearing lighters....

Originally posted by sonhouse
If they had burned him at the stake, we would have to be wearing lighters....

if they had blown him to kingdom come we'd all be wearing explosives around our necks (seems in this day and age some fundamentalists actually do)