Is drinking a sport?

I mean, just like with sports, you start slowly but then your body gets used to the thing and you improve and improve and improve.

Then, in order to achieve that, you have to prepare yourself. Some small drinking during the week, and then the heavy one during the weekends.

And then, at some point in your life, you reach the stage in which you actually compete. Friends, strangers, or family; beer, vodka or tequila shots, cocktails. At this point either you go for the big leagues or yoi stay at the minors, just competing with people of your same level.

When the body gets tired, you end up like all aging athletes: Dead, competing just for fun, or retired from the competition (after a quick stay at the Betty Ford Center).

So, with all these arguments on the table, can we conclude that drinking is a sport or not?

Debate!

C'mon, you idiots, participate!

Or do you want in this thread to chat about U.S. football, baseball, ice hockey, rugby, and all those queer sports?

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Originally posted by Seitse
I mean, just like with sports, you start slowly but then your body gets used to the thing and you improve and improve and improve.

Then, in order to achieve that, you have to prepare yourself. Some small drinking during the week, and then the heavy one during the weekends.

And then, at some point in your life, you reach the stage in which you actually c ...[text shortened]... th all these arguments on the table, can we conclude that drinking is a sport or not?

Debate!

Originally posted by Seitse
I mean, just like with sports, you start slowly but then your body gets used to the thing and you improve and improve and improve.

Then, in order to achieve that, you have to prepare yourself. Some small drinking during the week, and then the heavy one during the weekends.

And then, at some point in your life, you reach the stage in which you actually c ...[text shortened]... th all these arguments on the table, can we conclude that drinking is a sport or not?

Debate!

Originally posted by Seitse
I mean, just like with sports, you start slowly but then your body gets used to the thing and you improve and improve and improve.

Then, in order to achieve that, you have to prepare yourself. Some small drinking during the week, and then the heavy one during the weekends.

And then, at some point in your life, you reach the stage in which you actually c ...[text shortened]... th all these arguments on the table, can we conclude that drinking is a sport or not?

Debate!

Originally posted by Seitse
I mean, just like with sports, you start slowly but then your body gets used to the thing and you improve and improve and improve.

Then, in order to achieve that, you have to prepare yourself. Some small drinking during the week, and then the heavy one during the weekends.

And then, at some point in your life, you reach the stage in which you actually c ...[text shortened]... th all these arguments on the table, can we conclude that drinking is a sport or not?

Debate!

Originally posted by Virtue76
Seitse, you are a legend!

Drinking helps in the sport of lady hunting!🙄

If drinking was a sport I would be an olympic medalist!

Have you ever watched darts? pretty much a game for drinkers.

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Actually, drinking while playing darts can be quite perilous!

Come to think of it, drinking while chasing skirts can be equally perilous!!

Ver, VERY interesting point you have there, my dear Virtue.

Can we say the sport of chasing chicks is to drinking, like 110 meter with obstacles to the 100 meter run? Some sort of an added value to a rather simple sport.

Originally posted by Seitse
Ver, VERY interesting point you have there, my dear Virtue.

Can we say the sport of chasing chicks is to drinking, like 110 meter with obstacles to the 100 meter run? Some sort of an added value to a rather simple sport.

Originally posted by Virtue76
Absolutely 😵

and getting into a punch up

and throwing up

theres 4, just 6 more and we have a drinking decathlon!

Originally posted by Seitse
Genius!

🙂

The Drinking Decathlon:

1) Drinking (then)
2) Free roaming girl chasing + more drinking
3) Dealing with rejection + more drinking
4) Throwing up distance competition + more drinking
5) Chaining coherent phrases play-off + more drinking
6) Ultimate fighting comp + more drinking
7) Drunk driving circuit + more drinking
8) Open street ...[text shortened]... g
9) Erection achievement face-off + more drinking
10) Memory buildup of last night + hangover

Originally posted by Virtue76
Is it too late to introduce it for Beijing?

I will start training for London 2012

Originally posted by Seitse
C'mon, you idiots, participate!

Or do you want in this thread to chat about U.S. football, baseball, ice hockey, rugby, and all those queer sports?

😛

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Tell us about the sports in Finland!