Jessica can do better

I can't believe they are actually wasting good sports talk time on ESPN to debate if Romo is actually dating Jessica Simpson or not. However, I am appalled, if its true, that she would date a stinking cowboy. Anyway, I'm not a big Romo fan and I think she can do better (me! 😛) , but what about these rumors, anyone know anything?

I would pay $5,000 to have Jessica Simpson pinch a big coil onto my back.

Alternatively, I would pay $1,000 to have her grind the heel of her shoe into my nutsack.

Originally posted by darvlay
I would pay $5,000 to have Jessica Simpson pinch a big coil onto my back.

Alternatively, I would pay $1,000 to have her grind the heel of her shoe into my nutsack.

cleveland steamer, eh?

Originally posted by PocketKings
cleveland steamer, eh?

For more information about Cleveland Steamers and other
deviations of the same kind, please refer to HandJob. He is quite
proficient with such matters.

Originally posted by darvlay
I would pay $5,000 to have Jessica Simpson pinch a big coil onto my back.

Alternatively, I would pay $1,000 to have her grind the heel of her shoe into my nutsack.

Must be a Canadian thing, eh?

Originally posted by PocketKings
I can't believe they are actually wasting good sports talk time on ESPN to debate if Romo is actually dating Jessica Simpson or not. However, I am appalled, if its true, that she would date a stinking cowboy. Anyway, I'm not a big Romo fan and I think she can do better (me! 😛) , but what about these rumors, anyone know anything?

she didnt care much about him when he was sitting on the bench huh. and jessica going for you would not be an improvement, he is a football star you are talking about him in a chess forum.

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
she didnt care much about him when he was sitting on the bench huh. and jessica going for you would not be an improvement, he is a football star you are talking about him in a chess forum.

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Originally posted by Delmer
Must be a Canadian thing, eh?

That's why we attract all those Michigan tourists. 😏 And anyway, didn't the Cleveland Steamers move to Baltimore many years ago? 😕

Originally posted by darvlay
That's why we attract all those Michigan tourists. 😏 And anyway, didn't the Cleveland Steamers move to Baltimore many years ago? 😕

I must admit that I do have erotic dreams about our Canadian governor. She's the only politician who has ever caused me to wash the sheets more often than my usual seasonal schedule. Of course, if Hillary becomes president my sheet washing schedule may pick up even more. Career women are so sexy...