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Suggestion for Manny Ramirez

Suggestion for Manny Ramirez

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Hey Manny, try putting some pine tar underneath your batting helmet. Maybe you won't have as much trouble keeping it on your head as you run the base paths.



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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
Hey Manny, try putting some pine tar underneath your batting helmet. Maybe you won't have as much trouble keeping it on your head as you run the base paths.



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Listen, I don't want to FIGHT YOU!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Listen, I don't want to FIGHT YOU!

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Hey man, no fair, Manny cheated...what is it with the people in Boston. Everyone knows you can run faster with less weight and more aero dynamics. It is against Osha rules not to wear helmets at work. I think, Osha needs to step in and require goggles and steal toe boots. It's just not right to force everyone else to wear helmets and Manny clearly violated ......oh never mind. 🙁

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
Hey Manny, try putting some pine tar underneath your batting helmet. Maybe you won't have as much trouble keeping it on your head as you run the base paths.



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he flipped it off on purpose???

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Listen, I don't want to FIGHT YOU!

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Are you a big Manny fan?

Would you be offended if I insulted him?

Manny Ramirez is the most overrated player in the major leagues. He can't play defense for crap, and he can't hit much better. He should retire now, with the couple hundred mil he never should have been paid.

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Originally posted by Arachnarchist
Are you a big Manny fan?

Would you be offended if I insulted him?

Manny Ramirez is the most overrated player in the major leagues. He can't play defense for crap, and he can't hit much better. He should retire now, with the couple hundred mil he never should have been paid.
Phlabibit is a fan of Manny's flowing locks streaming freely behind him as his fleet feet carry him toward home and glory. For Manny's mane to be caged 'neath a prison of plastic and cloth tis an affront to all that is beautiful in man.



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Originally posted by Arachnarchist
Are you a big Manny fan?

Would you be offended if I insulted him?

Manny Ramirez is the most overrated player in the major leagues. He can't play defense for crap, and he can't hit much better. He should retire now, with the couple hundred mil he never should have been paid.
You don't like Manram?

So what, who cares? It's no big deal. There's always next year.

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
Phlabibit is a fan of Manny's flowing locks streaming freely behind him as his fleet feet carry him toward home and glory. For Manny's mane to be caged 'neath a prison of plastic and cloth tis an affront to all that is beautiful in man.



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http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Manny-Ramirez-R.jpg

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You don't like Manram?

So what, who cares? It's no big deal. There's always next year.

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I don't like him but I don't despise him.
I was just wondering what you would say . . .
Exactly what I expected

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Manny-Ramirez-R.jpg
What a Boston Beaner!



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Am I the only one who has ever had a green bean stuck in their nose?

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Originally posted by Arachnarchist
I don't like him but I don't despise him.
I was just wondering what you would say . . .
Exactly what I expected
You expected me to say that? Now explain why it's hilarious.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You expected me to say that? Now explain why it's hilarious.

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u cant explain the funneh!

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
What a Boston Beaner!



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Am I the only one who has ever had a green bean stuck in their nose?
Luckily, none of the various and entertaining objects I stick into my nose ever got stuck. How did you end up getting the green bean out?

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
u cant explain the funneh!
Now for something completely different.

http://www.rhp15.com/pictures/ManramCooks.gif

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Now for something completely different.

http://www.rhp15.com/pictures/ManramCooks.gif
Mmm!

I'd like my Spilborgher extra medium, please.

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