Originally posted by mtthw
Free the first time, just to get them hooked.
Because of all the crap the Irish have given us English over Maradonna's cheating goal . Tonight in honour of T.Henry and his French men i will treat myself to a bottle of French wine , a nice crusty French loaf of bread and in between the two i will have a French kiss with my missus and to make it more athentic i will stick some false facial hair under her nose [ dont know how to spell mouschtash ] .
After all that i will put my black and white hooped jumper on, [ i borrowed it of my Scottish pal ] beret and false mushy tashy thing under my nose . Sling my onions over my bike and peddle off to the local Irish bar and order a nice cool pint of Guinness .