Why do the Detroit Lions suck?

Year after year the Detroit Lions finish near the bottom of the pack in the NFL. Year after year, they get good draft choices as a result. Yet they still suck! That's quite an accomplishment! 😕

Originally posted by bill718
Year after year the Detroit Lions finish near the bottom of the pack in the NFL. Year after year, they get good draft choices as a result. Yet they still suck! That's quite an accomplishment! 😕

Perennial losing mentality! Where hope springs eternal for most teams for the Lions it is "let's outsuck ourselves from last year"!

Originally posted by bill718
Year after year the Detroit Lions finish near the bottom of the pack in the NFL. Year after year, they get good draft choices as a result. Yet they still suck! That's quite an accomplishment! 😕

You have heard of the Burmuda trainge havn't you? Well there is a duplicate triange extending from Detroit, down to Clevland, down to Cincinnati, and back up to Detroit. I call it the triangle of doom and all who enter therin are subject to its powers!! 😲

Originally posted by whodey
You have heard of the Burmuda trainge havn't you? Well there is a duplicate triange extending from Detroit, down to Clevland, down to Cincinnati, and back up to Detroit. I call it the triangle of doom and all who enter therin are subject to its powers!! 😲

My chess powers probably entered that force when flying over on my way to Buffalo! Yikes. How does one escap the force?

Originally posted by scacchipazzo
My chess powers probably entered that force when flying over on my way to Buffalo! Yikes. How does one escap the force?

Resist the power of it's suction force and move in the opposite direction. Granted, you will inevitably be sucked in at some point but resist it while you can.

Originally posted by whodey
Resist the power of it's suction force and move in the opposite direction. Granted, you will inevitably be sucked in at some point but resist it while you can.

Impossible! If it is a suction force then everything it touches sucks in turn! Alas I am firmly in its grip!

Originally posted by bill718
Year after year the Detroit Lions finish near the bottom of the pack in the NFL. Year after year, they get good draft choices as a result. Yet they still suck! That's quite an accomplishment! 😕

i watched their video presentation, they seem quite upbeat about the whole affair. If the broncos dont get ya, the cowboys will, although i really do think the Colts are too powerful, despite the injuries 🙂