@ponderable said
What do I use the Amazon card for in afterlife?

Wings.

Hooked on this at the moment.

YouTube

@divegeester said
Up to no good I says.
Hacking the site.
Trying to take over.

Well, it is on my to do list...

@Very-Rusty

How the heck have you been keeping this thread going for going on 4 years? 😲

@great-big-stees said
Burning elephant dung is a good thing.

Surely not for your neighbours?

I heard that you should always look into a mirror before making a big decision.

It helps you reflect.

@drewnogal said
Not at all, when you work hard growing veg there’s nothing more infuriating than having to clean up someone else’s cat poop. It’s disgusting!

Wise man say, 'be glad your neighbour don't have elephant.'

@medullah said
Can you unsend a message?

Don't worry sir, I wasn't offended. 🙂

@pettytalk said
Moses was asked how to discern a true prophet of God from a false one.

Moses: If it comes to pass it's from a true prophet.

And it goes without saying that if it does not come to pass, it was a prophecy from a false prophet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIF0gkqvaQ0

False prophets (or replacements for Christ) are described biblically as anti-Christs.

@galveston75

The 1914 doctrine has changed by necessity, and continued to change in the twenty first century, as it has been falsified by the progression of history. It has progressed from:

The last days started in 1799, ending in 1914.
The last days started in 1914, ending within a single lifetime/generation of those born prior to 1914.
The last days started in 1914, with an unspecified ending, after a period of an "overlapping generation."
The ability of the Watchtower to accurately foretell the meaning of 1914 is a great source of faith for Jehovah's Witnesses, unaware of what Watchtower said prior to 1914. Nothing Russell said about 1914 came to pass.

https://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/failed-1914-predictions.php

@galveston75 said
I know there are a few here that have no intention of learning anything about the process that was set in motion after 1914 by Jesus who after throwing satan out of heaven, started ruling over his followers here on earth. The light of understanding of what was starting here on earth with ones who were breaking away from the churches that were not teaching truths in their ...[text shortened]... r the love and concern that we have for you and your future........ but you are running out of time.

Cough cough cult.

@divegeester said
Oh dear 😂

I think he was kidding.

@david-burton said
so let me get this right if you are driving your car at the speed of light and you turn your headlight on ......nothing happens ?

If you are driving your car at the speed of light sir, your headlights are the least of your problems.

@galveston75 said
@Rajk999

Ho hummmmm. You are a broken record. I wonder how many more times in this century you are going to bring this up again, and again?
Have you ever thought of using all of this energy of speaking of things that happened, oh lets say a hundred years ago that has been discussed sooooooo many times and maybe do something good spiritually for someone, anyone??
...[text shortened]... ure that shudders when Jehovah's name is spoken....
Ya think? Is that just not possible with you?

Not faring too well sir, defending your own church. It didn't help of course that you threw your founder under the bus, demoting him to just an editor.

It also helps me locate the fridge.