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    17 May '19 12:231 edit
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    I'm thinking one of the following:

    1. Kylie Minogue appreciation nights.
    2. Crochet.
    3. Sharing photographs of interesting trains.
    Yes, all that and more:

    4. Wednesday Night Chocolate Bunny Raffle
    5. Striptease BINGO for men
    6. And this week's fund raiser: Sales of the ever-popular Donald Trump Urinal Cake
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    17 May '19 12:40
    @wolfe63 said
    Yes, all that and more:

    4. Wednesday Night Chocolate Bunny Raffle
    5. Striptease BINGO for men
    6. And this week's fund raiser: Sales of the ever-popular Donald Trump Urinal Cake
    From Russia with Love ?? πŸ˜›
  3. SubscriberPaul Leggett
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    17 May '19 14:47
    @moonbus said
    Yeah, chrysanthemums can do that to you, if you're new to them. Stick with it, it gets better.
    Mums the word!
  4. SubscriberPaul Leggett
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    17 May '19 14:511 edit
    @wolfe63 said
    Yes, all that and more:

    4. Wednesday Night Chocolate Bunny Raffle
    5. Striptease BINGO for men
    6. And this week's fund raiser: Sales of the ever-popular Donald Trump Urinal Cake
    We should probably qualify the statement about Bingo.

    You start with a full card, and remove a piece one by one...And I'm not even touching the raffle...
  5. SubscriberPaul Leggett
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    17 May '19 14:53
    @mghrn55 said
    From Russia with Love ?? πŸ˜›
    I always pass on the cake- because someone else already passed on it.
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    17 May '19 16:15
    @paul-leggett said
    I always pass on the cake- because someone else already passed on it.
    Spell check ?? πŸ˜†
  7. Subscribershortcircuit
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    17 May '19 18:15
    @wolfe63 said
    Yes, all that and more:

    4. Wednesday Night Chocolate Bunny Raffle
    5. Striptease BINGO for men
    6. And this week's fund raiser: Sales of the ever-popular Donald Trump Urinal Cake
    Sorry, your idea of fun does not coincide with ours.
    You can "stick" with your male strip bingo and chocolate bunnies.
    As far as the cake goes, you have already pissed enough here.
  8. Subscribershortcircuit
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    17 May '19 18:18
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    I'm thinking one of the following:

    1. Kylie Minogue appreciation nights.
    2. Crochet.
    3. Sharing photographs of interesting trains.
    Let's see....

    Kylie Minogue is number one with a bullet....
    Crochet is performed with a pair of spikes....
    Photos of a fast train would be the bullet train...

    You are showing serious signs of devious mental deprivation sir.
    Do you have a Death Wish, or do you think you are Charles Bronson??
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    17 May '19 18:24
    @shortcircuit said
    Sorry, your idea of fun does not coincide with ours.
    You can "stick" with your male strip bingo and chocolate bunnies.
    As far as the cake goes, you have already pissed enough here.
    While you're here sir, I've been asked to tell you that, with regret, we have decided unanimously to reject your application to be a Misfit. You seem like a perfectly adequate fellow but just lack the depth of humour, charisma, and razzmatazz to join our clan.
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    17 May '19 18:26
    @shortcircuit said

    Do you have a Death Wish, or do you think you are Charles Bronson??
    Ghost having a death wish would be an oxymoron.
  11. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    17 May '19 20:401 edit
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    While you're here sir, I've been asked to tell you that, with regret, we have decided unanimously to reject your application to be a Misfit. You seem like a perfectly adequate fellow but just lack the depth of humour, charisma, and razzmatazz to join our clan.
    Seriously? Do you actually think anyone would believe that shortcircuit would apply to your clan? Oh.....I see you are trying to make a joke!!!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰

    We all know he is the best Clan Leader to have ever graced this site!!!

    -VR
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    18 May '19 06:442 edits
    @shortcircuit said
    Come on man..... there isn't enough creativity in 95% of the clans.
    Now, in our clan, there are a few things we like to do that sets us apart from the rest.
    I am sure the convoluted minds and smart asses out there will chime in with their "best guesses" as to those activities, but, as usual, they will be wrong.

    I really can't tell you because that would spoil the "members only" benefits.
    There, see, I knew there must something to clan membership, apart from winning the championship every year.

    PS Wolfie was just kidding about the bingo nights.
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    18 May '19 07:31
    @very-rusty said
    Seriously? Do you actually think anyone would believe that shortcircuit would apply to your clan?
    Err,....no.
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    18 May '19 07:38
    @moonbus said

    PS Wolfie was just kidding about the bingo nights.
    They apparently have their own unique bingo calls. For example:

    Rusty's overweight, number 28.
    Rusty's weird and mean, number 15.
    Rusty's stuck in a tree, number 53.
    Rusty cleans the floor, number 54.

    etc etc
  15. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    18 May '19 08:23
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    They apparently have their own unique bingo calls. For example:

    Rusty's overweight, number 28.
    Rusty's weird and mean, number 15.
    Rusty's stuck in a tree, number 53.
    Rusty cleans the floor, number 54.

    etc etc
    goad, you have brown eyes right? πŸ˜›

    -VR
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