Originally posted by @silverstrikerEr...was he the only one to enter?
Memory recalls he was the run away winner on one of the prose comps i ran a couple of years back 🙂
Orange Juice for Mr VR?
How dies goad find the time?
Plays on every site
Solves all of the UK mental health issues
Treats all his staff to lunch
What a hero
Originally posted by @startreaderSomething seriously wrong with the 2016 crossword though.
Wonderful news! It's not the kind of place that 3 down would enjoy anyway. Not a cage in sight.
*looks round* Good company. *waves to a friend at the bar*
How's the spreadsheet, Silverstriker?
Look at 8 down
Two words 4 letters and 6 ,letters
Clue.. winner of the 2016 clan challenge
I am stumped
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeIf you are a real ghost
Omnipresent.
Do you give people the willies?.
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeMr Bouncer.........he's snuck in again. Please......throw him out.......and make it hard enough that he won't come back in here. This resort is for VIP's only.
Winner for the last 2 years running sir.
Finally, I get to use the smug emoticon. 😏
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeJust give me a shout once you have finished cleaning it.
Wouldn't want to encroach on your territory dude.
Now, get out of my spa!
You are staff after all.
As for the willies I will see to the girls you have a monopoly on the boys as usual.
Hurry up or you will miss jeremy
Originally posted by @roma45Unfortunately they had trouble with him slipping in the back door all the time (an old Lemondrop trick) so they've had to use him as a pool boy and part time waiter.
Just give me a shout once you have finished cleaning it.
You are staff after all.
As for the willies I will see to the girls you have a monopoly on the boys as usual.
Hurry up or you will miss jeremy
Ghost.......another Heineken for my friend Roma and could you bring me a towel.
Originally posted by @radioactive69Tell him to wash his hands after cleaning the toilets
Unfortunately they had trouble with him slipping in the back door all the time (an old Lemondrop trick) so they've had to use him as a pool boy and part time waiter.
Ghost.......another Heineken for my friend Roma and could you bring me a towel.
Another clue i am struggling with
"Racist troll who joined on Christmas day?"
Originally posted by @roma45I think it's the same as 7 down.
Tell him to wash his hands after cleaning the toilets
Another clue i am struggling with
"Racist troll who joined on Christmas day?"
The Ghost has been assigned toilet duties as we found he was absolutely useless as a pool boy and a waiter. I had to wait 3 minutes for my Heineken and a good 2 minutes for my towel. Just not good enough for this VIP subscribers spa and resort.
I hope you got 14 across. Clue "Favourites to win the 2018 clan championship is this clan of fair yet brilliant players named after a football team from the north of Scotland".
Easiest clue on the board that one.
Originally posted by @radioactive69Apologies sir but there was an unfortunate mix up with your instructions. Somehow we poured Heineken down the toilet and served you chilled Harpic Power plus.
I think it's the same as 7 down.
The Ghost has been assigned toilet duties as we found he was absolutely useless as a pool boy and a waiter. I had to wait 3 minutes for my Heineken and a good 2 minutes for my towel. Just not good enough for this VIP subscribers spa and resort.
I hope you got 14 across. Clue "Favourites to win the 2018 clan champ ...[text shortened]... named after a football team from the north of Scotland".
Easiest clue on the board that one.
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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeThen you can understand why you have been demoted to toilet duties. One more mistake like that and your out on your ear !!
Apologies sir but there was an unfortunate mix up with your instructions. Somehow we poured Heineken down the toilet and served you chilled Harpic Power plus.
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Honestly Russ, I know this non sub begged to be allowed to work in the resort but unfortunately I think he's gotta go.
Now back to relaxing by the pool and another drink. Oh...you there boy......yes you...non sub worker......a Heineken double quick or you'll be joining Ghost on toilet duties. And send out the blond masseur while you're there.
Club RHP Spa and Relaxation Centre is the best subscriber only idea that you've come up with Russ. Escaping the cacophony of those non sub rabble is just so relaxing.
Originally posted by @radioactive69News just in from Russ,
Then you can understand why you have been demoted to toilet duties. One more mistake like that and your out on your ear !!
Honestly Russ, I know this non sub begged to be allowed to work in the resort but unfortunately I think he's gotta go.
Now back to relaxing by the pool and another drink. Oh...you there boy......yes you...non sub worker.... ...[text shortened]... at you've come up with Russ. Escaping the cacophony of those non sub rabble is just so relaxing.
"please don't cause a fuss.
non-subs are sublime,
they've committed no crime,
so please don't badger or cuss."