1. Subscriberroma45
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    07 Sep '17 05:54
    Originally posted by @very-rusty
    roma,

    LOL....We can't count that possibility out for sure! 😉

    -VR
    I went to a pet shop one day and asked if "i could buy a wasp"

    "Don't be daft we don't sell wasps" said an angry goad as he headed towards the toilet mop in hand

    "Er. But you have one in your window"
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    07 Sep '17 11:39
    Originally posted by @roma45
    I went to a pet shop one day and asked if "i could buy a wasp"

    "Don't be daft we don't sell wasps" said an angry goad as he headed towards the toilet mop in hand

    "Er. But you have one in your window"
    Ah, how lovely to reminisce with a joke from the 1970s.
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    07 Sep '17 12:05
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    Ah, how lovely to reminisce with a joke from the 1970s.
    Nothing wrong with the 70s

    At least your suit would be in fashion .
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    07 Sep '17 14:48
    Originally posted by @roma45
    Nothing wrong with the 70s

    At least your suit would be in fashion .
    Savile Row not to your liking old chap?
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    07 Sep '17 16:48
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    Savile Row not to your liking old chap?
    I imagine you with a ponytail bald head and a small goatee beard.
    Cowboy boots jeans but with a dress shirt and waist coat
    In your spare time (between soaps)
    You hang around golf courses saying you are thinking of joining but as you are in other golf clubs you won't bother. being doing that a few years now.
    I know I am good
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    07 Sep '17 17:38
    Originally posted by @roma45
    I imagine you with a ponytail bald head and a small goatee beard.
    Cowboy boots jeans but with a dress shirt and waist coat
    In your spare time (between soaps)
    You hang around golf courses saying you are thinking of joining but as you are in other golf clubs you won't bother. being doing that a few years now.
    I know I am good
    Rather freakishly sir, you just described my postman.

    Do like golf though,which unlike hockey, is actually a sport. (I'm sure Rusty will agree).
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    07 Sep '17 18:51
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    Rather freakishly sir, you just described my postman.

    Do like golf though,which unlike hockey, is actually a sport. (I'm sure Rusty will agree).
    I always wear two pairs of trousers when I play golf.
    Just in case I get a hole in one.

    Only hit two good balls last week after I stood on a rake.


    I worked at the Ryder cup a few years ago not really a golf lover though.
    Hockey is a sport
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    07 Sep '17 18:511 edit
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    Rather freakishly sir, you just described my postman.

    Do like golf though,which unlike hockey, is actually a sport. (I'm sure Rusty will agree).
    I always wear two pairs of trousers when I play golf.
    Just in case I get a hole in one.

    Only hit two good balls last week after I stood on a rake.


    I worked at the Ryder cup a few years ago not really a golf lover though.
    Hockey is a sport

    I just posted that twice for dramatic effect
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    07 Sep '17 20:19
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    Do like golf though,which unlike hockey, is actually a sport. (I'm sure Rusty will agree).
    goad,

    You would like golf, no chance of getting hit playing that sport, unless it is by a golf ball. 😉

    Don't ever be sure of what Rusty will agree to, very presumptuous of you. 😛

    -VR
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    08 Sep '17 06:40
    Originally posted by @very-rusty
    goad,

    You would like golf, no chance of getting hit playing that sport, unless it is by a golf ball. 😉

    Don't ever be sure of what Rusty will agree to, very presumptuous of you. 😛

    -VR
    I believe he doesn't mind grabbing hold of the shaft of his wood and sinking a ball or two. So Lemondrop says anyway.
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    08 Sep '17 08:24
    Originally posted by @radioactive69
    I believe he doesn't mind grabbing hold of the shaft of his wood and sinking a ball or two. So Lemondrop says anyway.
    I heard goad got banned from his local golf course for dropping his pants in front of the ball cleaning machine
    Ball cleaning machine or a chaney as we call it. Great at polishing Robbies balls
  12. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    08 Sep '17 19:29
    Originally posted by @radioactive69
    I believe he doesn't mind grabbing hold of the shaft of his wood and sinking a ball or two. So Lemondrop says anyway.
    radio,

    IF anyone knows it would be maiden gertrude. 😉

    -VR
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    08 Sep '17 19:49
    Originally posted by @roma45
    I heard goad got banned from his local golf course for dropping his pants in front of the ball cleaning machine
    Ball cleaning machine or a chaney as we call it. Great at polishing Robbies balls
    Since you mention Chaney, strange that he too appears to have vanished. Why could that be?
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    08 Sep '17 19:51
    Originally posted by @startreader
    Since you mention Chaney, strange that he too appears to have vanished. Why could that be?
    He's serving out a short forum ban apparently. Not sure what post it relates to.
  15. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    08 Sep '17 20:03
    Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
    He's serving out a short forum ban apparently. Not sure what post it relates to.
    There are many of his posts that were removed, same as robbie, who is also on a vacation from the forums we like to call it. 😉

    -VR
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