Mrs Outsider has reminded me that I haven't covered either ballet or panto in the calendar so far.
Don't know where I am going to find a ballet with a Christmas connection, so whilst I rack my brains in vain trying to think of one, here is a comedy sketch about political correctness and panto.
You have to go to 1.40 to get to the sketch, and be warned it is pretty rude. I also quite like the sketch that follows with the vets.