Artist You'd Love to Bone

Johnny Depp - Unquestionably.

I'd drop everything for a few nights with Russell Crowe. (I love the singer, Dave Matthews, but I think I love him too much to bone him 😕)

*sigh*

On the other side, I have this thing for the singer, Pink.

id love to get lost with evangaline lilly!

That unibrow girl from Mexico.

Does smiley art counts?

Kate Beckinsale

That Asian Pool player that I see on ESPN. Black garb, black long hair, such silky spendor.

Originally posted by badmoon
That Asian Pool player that I see on ESPN. Black garb, black long hair, such silky spendor.

Jeanette Lee aka 'The Black Widow'. Good choice. Personally, I'll go with Charlize Theron.

Originally posted by darvlay
And under the "Artist You'd Love to Motorboat" category, that would have to be the buxom Jenny Lewis...

http://crazytalk.typepad.com/crazy_talk/images/jennysings.jpg

This may be a common answer, but I'll take Angelina Jolie!
😏

Originally posted by darvlay
More marginally talented actors? Boooooooring!

Hey darvis, does your mother paint?

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Hey darvis, does your mother paint?

I think she's an actress.

YouTube

Gerard Butler. He makes me melt.

ewww this is p0rn

Originally posted by EmLasker
ewww this is p0rn

You love it you dirty dog 😉

Originally posted by darvlay
Round 2!

"Artist with an annoying baby voice who you'd love to hear have an orgasm" has got to be the harp-plucking pixie Joanna Newsom.

http://www.artfront.com/images/MusicPix/GreenMan/KezJoannaNewsom2.jpg

Oh I just love this broad. Supposedly she is dating Andy Samberg. He's hot too.

http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktimvxlJhP1qzvl37o1_400.jpg