October Sentence Voting

If you submitted an entry you have to vote to be eligible to win. You can't vote for your own entry.

Here are all the sentences from this month. Vote for your favourite three. Your first choice gets 5 points, your
second choice gets 3, and your third choice gets 1 point. Voting closes October 27, 2010.

Eg.
1. S (5 points)
2. Y (3 points)
3. R (1 point)

A. I guess my Osama Bin Laden outfit running down times square was not my best Halloween costume idea.

B. Dressing up as an Arab and going to flight school, was not my best Halloween costume idea.

C. Dressing up as an altar boy for the Bishop's Holloween party was not my best Halloween costume idea.

D. Having no taste for whipped cream, I guess dressing up as a giraffe was not my best Halloween costume idea.

E. Mud-painted torso, boot-polished face, loinskin unfurled to the floor; with his final, cordite-soiled breath during the course of the Zulu Wars, Colonel Curuthers clutched feebly at his makeshift shield and spear... and gasped "Ye Gads, this was not my best Halloween costume idea."

F. Dressing up as a junior coir boy at my local chapels annual Halloween party was not my best Halloween costume idea.

G. This was not my best Halloween costume idea.

H. As I stumbled through the streets of Harlem, bloodied, bruised and trailing the remnants of a now red-stained sheet behind me, I reflected on the choice that I had made: given that I had a wizard's hat and cloak from last year anyway, a ghost costume was not my best Halloween costume idea.

I. A lactating anus was not my best Halloween costume idea.

J. The patchwork suit made from the faces of all the local children I'd abducted and skinned was not my best Halloween costume idea.

K. Showing up at Blackamp's Second Annual RHP BYOBC*/Costume Ball dressed as GB was not my best Halloween costume idea. (*= Bring Your Own Billy Club)

L. Stripping down to nothing and donning a nude leotard, sticking out my tongue, and attending a party dressed as a hemorrhoid was not my best Halloween costume idea.

M. Now that the years have gone by and I matured; I have to admit that putting on some clothes was not my best Halloween costume idea.

N. As I lie here in traction, I realize that going to the KKK Halloween party dressed as President Obama was not my best Halloween costume idea.

O. Sitting in the police holding area with sixteen gay men, I realised that going out naked was not my best Halloween costume idea.

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Why is there a vote already when we're still in the middle of October?

Originally posted by MISTER CHESS
Why is there a vote already when we're still in the middle of October?

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They're all the nasty ones.

They all suck. Including mine.
Next!

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A,I,N

I agree with Freaky, though. This one was not as inspired as some of the previous ones...

Originally posted by Palynka
A,I,N

I agree with Freaky, though. This one was not as inspired as some of the previous ones...