Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Oh Boo Hoo We had a bad month, give us a break, Taskmaster. 🙁

Originally posted by Palynka
Yeah, that's what I said. 😕

You're just reading too much into my comment.

Originally posted by Raven69
What did you say about my weight??

Originally posted by Raven69
A. I guess my Osama Bin Laden outfit running down times square was not my best Halloween costume idea.

B. Dressing up as an Arab and going to flight school, was not my best Halloween costume idea.

C. Dressing up as an altar boy for the Bishop's Holloween party was not my best Halloween costume idea.

D. Having no taste for whipped cream, I guess dres ...[text shortened]... h sixteen gay men, I realised that going out naked was not my best Halloween costume idea.

1. E
2. J
3. I

g,j,k

Originally posted by Gatecrasher
We are two thirds through October and we need time to vote, announce the winners, and have a well earned holiday before November's grueling contest.

Originally posted by MISTER CHESS
You are incapable of voting during November? It would not be impossible to compose a sentence after you vote.

E, G, C

Agreed that this works best when it's not just a set-up for a gag of some kind...

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
They all suck. Including mine.
Next!

Originally posted by DrKF
Agreed that this works best when it's not just a set-up for a gag of some kind...

Originally posted by Gatecrasher
The sentence suffix was quite leading this month, containing subject, object, event, motivation and resolution, which didn't leave much scope for invention and diversity. So most of the entries are just a rehash of the same obvious theme. Something more abstract needed next time...

Originally posted by uzless
_______________________ would be like trying to sit in a chair if your knees bent the other way.

Originally posted by Gatecrasher
From the swirling mist____________________________silence.

Thank you for all the votes. The winners have been decided!


3rd place: C. Dressing up as an altar boy for the Bishop's Holloween party was not my best Halloween costume idea. – duecer


2nd place: H. As I stumbled through the streets of Harlem, bloodied, bruised and trailing the remnants of a now red-stained sheet behind me, I reflected on the choice that I had made: given that I had a wizard's hat and cloak from last year anyway, a ghost costume was not my best Halloween costume idea. – DrKF


And 1st place!: E. Mud-painted torso, boot-polished face, loinskin unfurled to the floor; with his final, cordite-soiled breath during the course of the Zulu Wars, Colonel Curuthers clutched feebly at his makeshift shield and spear... and gasped "Ye Gads, this was not my best Halloween costume idea." – Gatecrasher


Congratulations, and Happy Halloween!