October Sentence

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...was not my best Halloween costume idea.

Complete the sentence in 50 words or less (not including the words I give you).
You may either PM me your entry or post it here. Deadline is October 18, 2010.

Originally posted by Raven69
COMPLETE the sentence in 50 words or less (not including the words I give you).

You're welcome, Freaky.

Originally posted by Raven69
[b]Please read all instructions.

Non-sentences will be disqualified.
You will have to participate in the voting or you will be disqualified.
Only one sentence per person please, if you send/post more than one I'll take the first one unless otherwise specified by you.

The winner will have a chance to win a subscription!

[quote]...was not my bes ...[text shortened]... ve you).
You may either PM me your entry or post it here. Deadline is October 18, 2010.[/b]

Dressing up as an Arab and going to flight school, was not my best Halloween costume idea.

Having no taste for whipped cream, I guess dressing up as a giraffe was not my best Halloween costume idea.

Originally posted by Raven69
You're welcome, Freaky.

You didn't even give me time to protest!


But thanks for that, nonetheless.
[drums fingers in boredom, looking for dangling participles]

Mud-painted torso, boot-polished face, loinskin unfurled to the floor; with his final, cordite-soiled breath during the course of the Zulu Wars, Colonel Curuthers clutched feebly at his makeshift shield and spear... and gasped "Ye Gads, this was not my best Halloween costume idea."

Dressing up as a junior coir boy at my local chapels annual Halloween party was not my best Halloween costume idea.

This was not my best Halloween costume idea.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
[drums fingers in boredom, looking for dangling participles]

😲 I would never...!

A lactating anus was not my best Halloween costume idea.

The patchwork suit made from the faces of all the local children I'd abducted and skinned was not my best Halloween costume idea.

Showing up at Blackamp's Second Annual RHP BYOBC*/Costume Ball dressed as GB...

(*= Bring Your Own Billy Club)

Stripping down to nothing and donning a nude leotard, sticking out my tongue, and attending a party dressed as a hemorrhoid was not my best Halloween costume idea.

Now that the years have gone by and I matured; I have to admit that putting on some clothes was not my best Halloween costume idea.

As I lie here in traction, I realize that going to the KKK Halloween party dressed as President Obama was not my best Halloween costume idea.