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  1. 19 Apr '10 05:52
    Don't know if this has been done before, but post what song you are currently listening to.

    Fleetwood Mac - Rhiannon
  2. 19 Apr '10 16:15
    *tunes radio to random station and turns it on*

    Down - Jay Sean

    *turns radio off in disgust*
  3. Standard member avalanchethecat
    Not actually a cat
    19 Apr '10 17:15
    Hustle, by Tunng. YouTube

    Check it out - ain't Becky a cutie! And for the ladies, my missus reckons Mike is well hot.
  4. 19 Apr '10 20:02
    Elton John - Tiny Dancer
  5. 20 Apr '10 02:13
    Red Hot Chili Peppers - Hard to concentrate
  6. 21 Apr '10 23:22
    System of a Down - ATWA
  7. 22 Apr '10 02:03
    Led Zeppelin - Dyer maker
  8. 22 Apr '10 03:29
    This one:
  9. 23 Apr '10 05:51
    Simon and Garfunkel - Sound of Silence
  10. Subscriber FMF
    Main Poster
    23 Apr '10 09:29
    Frank Zappa's Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk

    Zappa's little snapshot of one aspect of the U.S. political domain around and about the 1988 election...

    Yes, friends... Pass the plate around, friends... Join us, friends...

    There's an ugly little weasel 'bout three-foot nine
    Face puffed up from cryin' 'n lyin'
    'Cause her sweet little hubby's
    Suckin' prong part time
    (In the name of The Lord)

    Get a clue, little shrew
    Oh yeah, oh yeah
    Jesus thinks you're a jerk
    Would he really choose Tammy to do His Work? Unh-unh

    (Yes, friends...)

    Robertson says that he's The One
    Oh he sure is, if Armageddon
    Is your idea of family fun,
    An' he's got some planned for you!
    (Now, tell me that ain't true)

    Give me that old time religion!

    Now, what if Jimbo's slightly gay,
    Will Pat let Jimbo get away?
    Everything we've heard him say
    Indicates that Jim must pay,
    (And it just might hurt a bit) Just a bit!
    But keep that money rollin' in,
    'Cause Pat and naughty Jimbo
    Can't get enough of it (let's dance!)

    Perhaps it's their idea
    Of an Affirmative Action Plan
    To give White Trash a 'special break';
    Well, they took those Jeezo-bucks and ran
    To the bank! To the bank! To the bank! To the bank!
    And every night we can hear them thank
    Their Buddy, up above
    For sending down his love
    (While you all smell the glove)

    Henry Cisneros, ladies and gentlemen!

    Jim and Pat should take a pole
    (Right up each saintly glory-hole),
    With tar and feathers too -
    Just like they'd love to do to you

    ('Cause they think you are bad -
    Yes, they do!
    And they are very mad)

    'Cause some folks don't want prayer in school!

    (We'd need an ark to survive the drool
    Of Micro-publicans, raised on hate,
    And 'Jimbo-Jumbo' when they graduate)

    Convinced they are 'The Chosen Ones' -
    And all their parents carry guns,
    (Hey, look! Godzilla!)
    And hold them cards in the N.R.A.
    (Ah, hellfire, Melvin, hey hee!)
    (With their fingers on the trigger
    ("It's hot."😉
    When they kneel and pray)
    ("I mean that... "😉

    With a Ku-Klux muu-muu
    In the back of the truck,
    If you ain't Born Again,
    They wanna mess you up, screamin':
    "No abortion, no-siree!"
    "Life's too precious, can't you see!"
    (What's that hangin' from a neighbor's tree?
    Why, it looks like 'colored folks' to me -
    Would THEY do THAT...
    They've been doin' it for years!

    And now, ladies and gentlemen, the dynamic Eric Buxton

    Imagine if you will,
    A multi-millionaire TV Evangelist,
    Saved from Korean Combat duty by his father, a U.S. Senator

    Studied law -
    But is not qualified to practice it

    Father of a "love child"
    Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants
    Of papa's religious propaganda program

    Claims not to be a "Faith Healer,"
    But has, in the past,
    Dealt sternly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes

    Involved with funding for an 'undeclared war' in Central America
    Claiming Ronald Reagan and Oliver North as close friends

    Involved in suspicous 'tax-avoidance schemes',
    (Under investigation for 16 months by the I.R.S.)

    Claims to be a MAN OF GOD;
    Currently seeking the United States Presidency,
    Hoping we will all follow him into -
    The Twilight Zone

    But, hey! What if Pat gets in the White House,
    (No ***kin' way, Ike,
    You know what I mean)
    The rights of 'certain people' disappear

    Now, wouldn't that sort of qualify
    As an American Tragedy?
    (Especially if they cover it up, sayin'
    "Jesus told it to me!"😉
    (I mean vapor tight, we're like this, okay?
    I mean that)
    I hope we never see that day,
    (I mean that. Right here. It's hot. It's hot.)
    In The Land of The Free -
    Or someday will we?
    Will we?

    And if you don't know by now,
    The truth of what I'm tellin' you,
    Then, surely I have failed somehow -
    Surely I have failed somehow
    Surely I have failed somehow

    And Jesus will think I'm a jerk, just like you -
    If you let those TV Preachers
    Make a monkey out of you!

    I said:
    "Jesus will think you're a jerk"
    And it would be true!

    There's an old rugged cross
    In the land of the Stainless Maiden -
    It's just burnin' on the lawn
    But this person looks like Tom Braden!

    Jim and Tammy!
    Oh, baby!
    You gotta go!
    You really got to go!
    Jim and Tammy got to go
  11. 01 May '10 15:15
    Just happened upon this one: YouTube&feature=related A Que Has Venido, Forastero. I like it.
  12. 01 May '10 15:36
    I've always been crazy - Wayne Shorter from Allegria.
  13. 01 May '10 17:15
    no woman no cry- bob marley
  14. Standard member avalanchethecat
    Not actually a cat
    01 May '10 17:44
    Sparklehorse & Dangermouse (vocals by Gruff Rhys of Super Furry Animals) 'Just War'
  15. 03 May '10 20:43
    Flobots - Handlebars