Originally posted by avalanchethecatThere was a young man from New York
With the beer I had pork scratchings. One had a nipple on it. A pork nork. Being a dork, I et it with a fork. At work.
Who ate up his pork with a fork
He fell back one day
From the table away
And swallowed the fork with the pork.
Don Jennings age 14 freshman english class.