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  1. Standard member sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    28 May '10 20:17
    Take a word, change one letter and use them both in a sentence. Example:

    Worship your Warship.

    Any takers?
  2. Subscriber AThousandYoung
    Poor Filipov :,(
    28 May '10 21:02
    In Jules' Verne's novel 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, a scene is described in which the Nautilus, a submarine with a long bayonet like spike on the nose, destroys a warship much as a narwhal might be imagined to do so; in effect, the Nautilus was a sort of nar-ship.

  3. Subscriber AThousandYoung
    Poor Filipov :,(
    28 May '10 21:05 / 1 edit
    Ancient slingers were used to ward off enemy skirmishers much as modern Stingers are used to ward off enemy aircraft.

    This is much harder if you dont let them rhyme
  4. Subscriber AThousandYoung
    Poor Filipov :,(
    28 May '10 21:07 / 1 edit
    As the painkiller began to wear off, morphing a mild sensation into hints of agony, the man injected himself with another dose of morphine.

    Also harder if you dont allow the same word roots
  5. Subscriber AThousandYoung
    Poor Filipov :,(
    28 May '10 21:09
    When my child spills his milk his punishment is mild.
  6. Standard member sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    08 Jun '10 03:41
    So what will it be? Hollywood or Bollywood?
  7. Subscriber karoly aczel
    Fortnite Kid
    10 Jun '10 00:58
    Tha blue cat wanted to become a human but he didn't have a clue as to how to achieve this right now.
  8. Standard member avalanchethecat
    Not actually a cat
    10 Jun '10 18:28
    I just stuck a stack - my entire stock - of sticks up my nose.
  9. 10 Jun '10 19:45
    Originally posted by avalanchethecat
    I just stuck a stack - my entire stock - of sticks up my nose.
    Are they stuck?
  10. Standard member sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    10 Jun '10 19:52 / 1 edit
    Looking at the stick, he took stock of the situation, got totally stuck, grabbed another beer and farted.
  11. Standard member avalanchethecat
    Not actually a cat
    10 Jun '10 20:34
    With the beer I had pork scratchings. One had a nipple on it. A pork nork. Being a dork, I et it with a fork. At work.
  12. Standard member sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    11 Jun '10 17:45
    Originally posted by avalanchethecat
    With the beer I had pork scratchings. One had a nipple on it. A pork nork. Being a dork, I et it with a fork. At work.
    There was a young man from New York
    Who ate up his pork with a fork
    He fell back one day
    From the table away
    And swallowed the fork with the pork.

    Don Jennings age 14 freshman english class.