1. Subscribersonhouse
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    28 May '10 20:17
    Take a word, change one letter and use them both in a sentence. Example:

    Worship your Warship.

    Any takers?
  2. Standard memberAThousandYoung
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    28 May '10 21:02
    In Jules' Verne's novel 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, a scene is described in which the Nautilus, a submarine with a long bayonet like spike on the nose, destroys a warship much as a narwhal might be imagined to do so; in effect, the Nautilus was a sort of nar-ship.

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    28 May '10 21:051 edit
    Ancient slingers were used to ward off enemy skirmishers much as modern Stingers are used to ward off enemy aircraft.

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    This is much harder if you dont let them rhyme
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    28 May '10 21:071 edit
    As the painkiller began to wear off, morphing a mild sensation into hints of agony, the man injected himself with another dose of morphine.

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    Also harder if you dont allow the same word roots
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    28 May '10 21:09
    When my child spills his milk his punishment is mild.
  6. Subscribersonhouse
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    08 Jun '10 03:41
    So what will it be? Hollywood or Bollywood?
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    10 Jun '10 00:58
    Tha blue cat wanted to become a human but he didn't have a clue as to how to achieve this right now.
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    10 Jun '10 18:28
    I just stuck a stack - my entire stock - of sticks up my nose.
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    10 Jun '10 19:45
    Originally posted by avalanchethecat
    I just stuck a stack - my entire stock - of sticks up my nose.
    Are they stuck?
  10. Subscribersonhouse
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    10 Jun '10 19:521 edit
    Looking at the stick, he took stock of the situation, got totally stuck, grabbed another beer and farted.
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    With the beer I had pork scratchings. One had a nipple on it. A pork nork. Being a dork, I et it with a fork. At work.
  12. Subscribersonhouse
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    11 Jun '10 17:45
    Originally posted by avalanchethecat
    With the beer I had pork scratchings. One had a nipple on it. A pork nork. Being a dork, I et it with a fork. At work.
    There was a young man from New York
    Who ate up his pork with a fork
    He fell back one day
    From the table away
    And swallowed the fork with the pork.

    Don Jennings age 14 freshman english class.
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