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  1. Standard member shavixmir
    Guppy poo
    22 Mar '10 21:02
    I'm proud to announce that I have just become a father.
    Her name is Caitlin Victoria and she will be a communist (if I have anything to say about it) and she will be a lesbian ('cause I don't want any skanky teenage boys touching her... and I know what teenage boys are like... and they're skanky!).

    And now I need a heroic dose of valium.
  2. Subscriber AThousandYoung
    It's only business
    22 Mar '10 21:12
    In the words of Steve Harvey...

    "Who the fu...I mean, uh...good luck!"
  3. Standard member shavixmir
    Guppy poo
    22 Mar '10 21:16
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    In the words of Steve Harvey...

    "Who the fu...I mean, uh...good luck!"
    Thank you 1000&not-too-old.
  4. Standard member adam warlock
    Baby Gauss
    22 Mar '10 21:22
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    Her name is Caitlin Victoria and she will be a communist
    Congrats!

    Communist as in Rosa Luxembourg, Antonio Gramsci communist, or as Lenin (and its derivatives) communist?
  5. 22 Mar '10 23:31 / 2 edits
    I've seen you in the photo section here.
    Wow.
    What's the mother look like?
    How much did you have to pay her to have sex with you?
  6. Standard member Redmike
    Godless Commie
    22 Mar '10 23:37
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    I'm proud to announce that I have just become a father.
    Her name is Caitlin Victoria and she will be a communist (if I have anything to say about it) and she will be a lesbian ('cause I don't want any skanky teenage boys touching her... and I know what teenage boys are like... and they're skanky!).

    And now I need a heroic dose of valium.
    congratulations & enjoy!
  7. 22 Mar '10 23:44
    congratulations

    hope she's got her mother's looks!
  8. Standard member sh76
    Civis Americanus Sum
    23 Mar '10 02:16
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    I'm proud to announce that I have just become a father.
    Her name is Caitlin Victoria and she will be a communist (if I have anything to say about it) and she will be a lesbian ('cause I don't want any skanky teenage boys touching her... and I know what teenage boys are like... and they're skanky!).

    And now I need a heroic dose of valium.
    Congratulations!

    May she be what she most wants to be.
  9. Subscriber FMF
    a.k.a. John W Booth
    23 Mar '10 02:20
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    I'm proud to announce that I have just become a father.
    Well, suck your plums!
  10. Standard member joneschr
    Some guy
    23 Mar '10 03:02
    Congrats! Is it your first?
  11. 23 Mar '10 04:08
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    I'm proud to announce that I have just become a father.
    Her name is Caitlin Victoria and she will be a communist (if I have anything to say about it) and she will be a lesbian ('cause I don't want any skanky teenage boys touching her... and I know what teenage boys are like... and they're skanky!).

    And now I need a heroic dose of valium.
    Congrats! and, like mother Russia, may she learn from the sins of her fathers and be a capitalist... behind daddy's back, of course. Real Congrats though.
  12. Standard member shavixmir
    Guppy poo
    23 Mar '10 05:29
    Originally posted by joneschr
    Congrats! Is it your first?
    And if it's up to me the last!

    Here's a wee photo of the moment I told her republicans really do exist:
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/shavixmir/Cate2.jpg
  13. 23 Mar '10 08:51
    Congratulations indeed, straight or gay, communist or not!
  14. 23 Mar '10 10:08
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    And if it's up to me the last!

    Here's a wee photo of the moment I told her republicans really do exist:
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/shavixmir/Cate2.jpg
    She's such a cute little lesbian communist!
    Give us a new photo 20 years from now so we can se how cute a grown up lesbian communist looks like!
    She's adorable!
  15. Subscriber FMF
    a.k.a. John W Booth
    23 Mar '10 11:50
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    Hey, I am willing to spite shavixmir too if all that stuff is going to happen.