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    23 Mar '10 11:50
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    Hey, I am willing to spite shavixmir too if all that stuff is going to happen.
  2. Standard memberSeitse
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    23 Mar '10 12:031 edit
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    Hey, if she does, I'd marry her.

    ...

    Edit. Congratulations! Er... papa?
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    23 Mar '10 12:08
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Hey, if she does, I'd marry her.

    ...

    Edit. Congratulations! Er... papa?
    He doesn't really know who the father is he's just guessing.
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    23 Mar '10 12:49
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    I'm proud to announce that I have just become a father.
    Her name is Caitlin Victoria and she will be a communist (if I have anything to say about it) and she will be a lesbian ('cause I don't want any skanky teenage boys touching her... and I know what teenage boys are like... and they're skanky!).

    And now I need a heroic dose of valium.
    Wow, congratulations and good luck!
  5. SubscriberScheel
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    23 Mar '10 22:33
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    I'm proud to announce that I have just become a father.
    Her name is Caitlin Victoria and she will be a communist (if I have anything to say about it) and she will be a lesbian ('cause I don't want any skanky teenage boys touching her... and I know what teenage boys are like... and they're skanky!).

    And now I need a heroic dose of valium.
    Mighty good, that's a defining moment in any communists life, having to realize that some individuals are more important than the commune (?!)

    Congratulations, and know that most children are clever enough to do the opposite of what their parents tell them.
  6. Standard membersh76
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    23 Mar '10 23:13
    Originally posted by Scheel
    Mighty good, that's a defining moment in any communists life, having to realize that some individuals are more important than the commune (?!)

    Congratulations, and know that most children are clever enough to do the opposite of what their parents tell them.
    Good point. I give Shav's commie politics another couple of years, tops.
  7. Standard memberPalynka
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    23 Mar '10 23:15
    Whatever you do, don't try to shave her balls.
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    24 Mar '10 13:49
    Originally posted by Scheel
    Congratulations, and know that most children are clever enough to do the opposite of what their parents tell them.
    Well if that's the case then the next Margaret Thatcher was just born.
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