Long before it was hip and woke to be a male wearing a skirt, Scots were already running around commando in kilts.
But, it's generally accepted that this came forth out of neccesity. Scottish men have unbelievably large balls; and they really need to crash about freely. Hence the kilts and no underpants.
But is it a form of cross dressing?
I say no. Scotland is a country where the men are men and the sheep are scared. Not rams. Sheep. Because they know what it's like to be near a cliff edge, where they can only back up, and there's a man with a kilt and wellies (wellington boots) standing behind it.
Wellies? Aye, you stick the rear legs in them, so the sheep can't run away.
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@shavixmir saidScottish men have unbelievably large balls; and they really need to crash about freely.
Long before it was hip and woke to be a male wearing a skirt, Scots were already running around commando in kilts.
But, it's generally accepted that this came forth out of neccesity. Scottish men have unbelievably large balls; and they really need to crash about freely. Hence the kilts and no underpants.
But is it a form of cross dressing?
I say no. Scotland is a ...[text shortened]... ye, you stick the rear legs in them, so the sheep can't run away.
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Wellies? Aye, you stick the rear legs in them, so the sheep can't run away.
That's a little more information than I needed. 🙄
14 Jun 22
@shavixmir saidYes I’ll always be grateful to my Scottish mother for my “unbelievably large balls”. And I have my English father to thank for my ample man boobs.
Long before it was hip and woke to be a male wearing a skirt, Scots were already running around commando in kilts.
But, it's generally accepted that this came forth out of neccesity. Scottish men have unbelievably large balls; and they really need to crash about freely. Hence the kilts and no underpants.
But is it a form of cross dressing?
I say no. Scotland is a ...[text shortened]... ye, you stick the rear legs in them, so the sheep can't run away.
- Especially for Average Joe -
14 Jun 22
@mchill saidOh, please. Everyone wants to know about my giant swinging testicles!
Scottish men have unbelievably large balls; and they really need to crash about freely.
Wellies? Aye, you stick the rear legs in them, so the sheep can't run away.
That's a little more information than I needed. 🙄
@shavixmir saiddo they? I always thought they were traditionally men's outfits.
They do. They're just much shorter.
A quick Google showed women wear something similar called a "tartan" but it's actually longer than men's kilts, like in this photo:
https://www.kilts-n-stuff.com/wp-content/uploads/products-LKS02-Light_Weight_Deep-Pleated_Ladies_Kilted_Skirt__list_A___B_-Celtic-Croft-1500px-600x852-1.jpg
But's that's only traditionally speaking. It seems now women can wear short skirts modelled after kilts.
@vivify saidhttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/3a/3b/ed3a3b9a89d38279ecce47ca548a7670--folk-dance-lets-dance.jpg
do they? I always thought they were traditionally men's outfits.
A quick Google showed women wear something similar called a "tartan" but it's actually longer than men's kilts, like in this photo:
https://www.kilts-n-stuff.com/wp-content/uploads/products-LKS02-Light_Weight_Deep-Pleated_Ladies_Kilted_Skirt__list_A___B_-Celtic-Croft-1500px-600x852-1.jpg
But's that's only traditionally speaking. It seems now women can wear short skirts modelled after kilts.
Think of Irish and Scottish dancing.
14 Jun 22
@shavixmir saidA ceremonial porking o' the haggis is no' enough?
Bumping this, because Average Joe, specifically, wanted to masturbate to Scotland.
@soothfast saidDamn… is that your attempt at a Scottish accent?? Haha
A ceremonial porking o' the haggis is no' enough?
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15 Jun 22
@shavixmir saidLonger, I think you'll find.
They do. They're just much shorter.
Or you would find, if you were actually Scots, and not expat-English-ashamed-of-himself-wannabe-Scots.
Too fake. Just too fake. Go home to London.
16 Jun 22
@vivify saidCareful, there's a surprising number of Catholic schools across this country. Most of them require school uniforms, and the girls' uniform is usually a white blouse with a plaid skirt (and white knee socks and tennies), thus the idea of grown women going to costume parties dressed as a Catholic schoolgirl.
But's that's only traditionally speaking. It seems now women can wear short skirts modelled after kilts.
Word to the wise: always card these women.
16 Jun 22
@shallow-blue saidOhhhh.. is this your attempt at dissing me?
Longer, I think you'll find.
Or you would find, if you were actually Scots, and not expat-English-ashamed-of-himself-wannabe-Scots.
Too fake. Just too fake. Go home to London.
Someone who’s openly international and wants to abolish borders.
You think I care if you think I’m scottish, English, Dutch or French culinair?
So long as I’m not mistaken for right-wing American trailer trash, I’m perfectly happy.