Are Scottish men cross-dressers?

Long before it was hip and woke to be a male wearing a skirt, Scots were already running around commando in kilts.

But, it's generally accepted that this came forth out of neccesity. Scottish men have unbelievably large balls; and they really need to crash about freely. Hence the kilts and no underpants.

But is it a form of cross dressing?
I say no. Scotland is a country where the men are men and the sheep are scared. Not rams. Sheep. Because they know what it's like to be near a cliff edge, where they can only back up, and there's a man with a kilt and wellies (wellington boots) standing behind it.

Wellies? Aye, you stick the rear legs in them, so the sheep can't run away.

- Especially for Average Joe -

@shavixmir said
Long before it was hip and woke to be a male wearing a skirt, Scots were already running around commando in kilts.

But, it's generally accepted that this came forth out of neccesity. Scottish men have unbelievably large balls; and they really need to crash about freely. Hence the kilts and no underpants.

But is it a form of cross dressing?
I say no. Scotland is a ...[text shortened]... ye, you stick the rear legs in them, so the sheep can't run away.

- Especially for Average Joe -

I find it interesting that women don't wear kilts.

@shavixmir said
Long before it was hip and woke to be a male wearing a skirt, Scots were already running around commando in kilts.

But, it's generally accepted that this came forth out of neccesity. Scottish men have unbelievably large balls; and they really need to crash about freely. Hence the kilts and no underpants.

But is it a form of cross dressing?
I say no. Scotland is a ...[text shortened]... ye, you stick the rear legs in them, so the sheep can't run away.

- Especially for Average Joe -

@mchill said
Scottish men have unbelievably large balls; and they really need to crash about freely.

Wellies? Aye, you stick the rear legs in them, so the sheep can't run away.




That's a little more information than I needed. 🙄

@vivify said
I find it interesting that women don't wear kilts.

@shavixmir said
They do. They're just much shorter.

@vivify said
do they? I always thought they were traditionally men's outfits.

A quick Google showed women wear something similar called a "tartan" but it's actually longer than men's kilts, like in this photo:

https://www.kilts-n-stuff.com/wp-content/uploads/products-LKS02-Light_Weight_Deep-Pleated_Ladies_Kilted_Skirt__list_A___B_-Celtic-Croft-1500px-600x852-1.jpg

But's that's only traditionally speaking. It seems now women can wear short skirts modelled after kilts.

Bumping this, because Average Joe, specifically, wanted to masturbate to Scotland.

@shavixmir said
Bumping this, because Average Joe, specifically, wanted to masturbate to Scotland.

@soothfast said
A ceremonial porking o' the haggis is no' enough?

@shavixmir said
They do. They're just much shorter.

@shavixmir said
Damn… is that your attempt at a Scottish accent?? Haha

YouTube : Groundskeeper Willie

@vivify said
But's that's only traditionally speaking. It seems now women can wear short skirts modelled after kilts.

@shallow-blue said
Longer, I think you'll find.

Or you would find, if you were actually Scots, and not expat-English-ashamed-of-himself-wannabe-Scots.

Too fake. Just too fake. Go home to London.