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Christmas Party anyone?

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diver

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The minister appointed to investigate the Number 10 Christmas Party, err I mean legitimate business meeting … which occurred while the rest of the country was under severe restrictions including no Christmas parties .. has stepped down because it has become apparent that his group also had a Christmas party. You couldn’t make this stuff up!

Boris denies all knowledge of all parties and snogging despite a photo emerging of him Zooming in with two other people in the same room as him who were wearing tinsel scarves and a Christmas hat.

Government advisor quits her job (in tears of self pity) because she was videoed laughing about the “party” from the podium in the No10 press room.

The people react by giving the bloodless, clueless and bolloxless LibDems the biggest swing to them in a bi-election since 1933 and kicking the Tories out of a safe seat.

Boris hangs on but probably not for much longer as he points his JFK “thists” at the camera in every speech hoping with increasing desperation that his “come on Britain we can do it together” rhetoric doesn’t sound as hollow and blatantly hypocritical as it obviously is. He’s like the kid at school wandering around the playground oblivious to the “TVVAT” sign some kid has slapped on his back.

The problem is, what’s the alternative … Gove? Well at least he is ‘real-smart’ instead of ‘bumble-smart’, but he somehow reminds me of a socially awkward junior gestapo trainee. Or we flip to Labour who will shat their pants at a sneeze and have us locked in our homes until evolution creates a new virus immune species. If I have to look at Starmer’s best-to-camera “I’m so sincere I am literally about to cry” face anymore I’m going to scream!

It’s so bloody depressing.

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@divegeester said
The minister appointed to investigate the Number 10 Christmas Party, err I mean legitimate business meeting … which occurred while the rest of the country was under severe restrictions including no Christmas parties .. has stepped down because it has become apparent that his group also had a Christmas party. You couldn’t make this stuff up!

Boris denies all knowledge ...[text shortened]... ere I am literally about to cry”[/i] face anymore I’m going to scream!

It’s so bloody depressing.
What if moderate labour voters and the moderate and disillusioned Tory voters actually voted LibDem at the next election. Maybe this Tory / Labour tribal BS has run its course.
What troubles me is how shocked we were that our overlords do not follow the rules that they set for us. When did they ever 🤷🏻‍♂️

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The Dutch princess royal turned legal last week and had a birthday party where far more people attended than the advised maximum of four.

All it took was a “we’re sorry” South Park style () and on with the show.

Even in a global pandemic, all people are equal but some remain more equal than others.

diver

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@kevcvs57 said
What if moderate labour voters and the moderate and disillusioned Tory voters actually voted LibDem at the next election. Maybe this Tory / Labour tribal BS has run its course.
What troubles me is how shocked we were that our overlords do not follow the rules that they set for us. When did they ever 🤷🏻‍♂️
Despite what yourself and a a few others think, I’m not true blue at all. If the LibDems come up with a decent manifesto (which includes a robust plan to make Brexit work … which they won’t) I’d gladly vote them in.

They are all self serving vvankers and I’m pissed of with being told when to sit down stand up take your jab take your booster lock down unlock wash your hands .

FUK OFF!!

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@divegeester said
The minister appointed to investigate the Number 10 Christmas Party, err I mean legitimate business meeting … which occurred while the rest of the country was under severe restrictions including no Christmas parties .. has stepped down because it has become apparent that his group also had a Christmas party. You couldn’t make this stuff up!

Boris denies all knowledge ...[text shortened]... ere I am literally about to cry”[/i] face anymore I’m going to scream!

It’s so bloody depressing.
I am literally about to cry. I’m going to scream! It’s so bloody depressing.


This may be cold comfort to you, but the political scene in America is not radically different. Every evening our (so called) national news consists of left wing, and right wing talking heads on different channels, both giving their slanted views, specifically designed to frame the other side in the worst possible way. While my wife sits in front of the TV for 2 hours at night, burning up a lot of emotional BTUs, occasionally screaming at the TV, I retreat into my little room, set up my board, and study, play live games on another site, or just go out for a long walk. Politicians are not worth getting depressed or upset over.

Governments change, the lies stay the same. - James Bond

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After all the scandals and lying, it’s a christmas party ripping into the tories…

It’s beautifully poetic.

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From the BBC:

A photo of Boris Johnson, his wife and 17 staff members in the Downing Street garden with bottles of wine and a cheese board shows them having a "work meeting", No 10 has said.

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@divegeester said
Despite what yourself and a a few others think, I’m not true blue at all. If the LibDems come up with a decent manifesto (which includes a robust plan to make Brexit work … which they won’t) I’d gladly vote them in.

They are all self serving vvankers and I’m pissed of with being told when to sit down stand up take your jab take your booster lock down unlock wash your hands .

FUK OFF!!
Brexit can never work in the sense that we will not in the short and medium term be worse off, the hit needs to be taken and just move on. Nobody can un France France or make Brussels want it to work, it would be against their own interest and given that the right wing in the UK can can conjure up European demons anytime they need some votes. For some in Europe and the UK Brexit is working exactly the way it was meant to work.

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