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standard country song: "I'm glad I'm a xon-vict; Proud to be in jail. And if u don't love America, then u are goin' to hay-ell."

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Originally posted by kmax87
Know any good drummer jokes?
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians???

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
if they really want a challenge why dont they improvise on a complex chord progression for 20mins, like jazz musicians...
Because nobody would want to listen to it?

Whenever I've been to jazz concerts, my response has been - "brilliant musician, but my god it was dull".

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
yes, i wanted to become a musician but didnt have a good sense of timing, so i became a rock drummer instead
Mine is "the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?"......
....." You can punch a rhythm into a drum machine "...baddum tish!

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heres a couple I couldn't resist on drumjokes.com



• If a hundred dollar bill was laying in the center of a room, and Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time were standing in the corners, who would get to it first?

The drummer with bad time of course. The other three don't exist.



• A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".

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Originally posted by kmax87
Mine is "the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?"......
....." You can punch a rhythm into a drum machine "...baddum tish!
Bwahahaha! That's hilarious!

What does a cup of coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?
They both suck without Cream.

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Originally posted by Sargent Carpface
Poll. ROCK IS FAR BETTER (Rock includes hard rock.)
What a silly statement.

Johnny Cash vs. Kiss: Which is better?

There you go. You shouldn't generalize, it hardly ever suits you.

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I think we should ask Donny & Marie.
(cue intro)

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to paraphrase Ellington: there are two kinds of music, good and bad.

Any argument about which type of music is better is stupid.

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Originally posted by PinkFloyd
standard country song: "I'm glad I'm a xon-vict; Proud to be in jail. And if u don't love America, then u are goin' to hay-ell."
RIGHT ON SEND THAT TO MY SISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

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Originally posted by mtthw
Because nobody would want to listen to it?

Whenever I've been to jazz concerts, my response has been - "brilliant musician, but my god it was dull".
Yeah. Dull, but still it takes time corrospondense. ( IM NOT SAYING I LIKE IT.)

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Originally posted by kmax87
heres a couple I couldn't resist on drumjokes.com



• If a hundred dollar bill was laying in the center of a room, and Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time were standing in the corners, who would get to it first?

The drummer with bad time of course. The other three don't exist.



• A drummer, ...[text shortened]... , and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".
Now the first ones funny. The second is originally a blonde.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
What a silly statement.

Johnny Cash vs. Kiss: Which is better?

There you go. You shouldn't generalize, it hardly ever suits you.
I started trying to write this very thing and got all complicated and kluptzschified. Thank you for expressing it properly.

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
kluptzschified
Dazlious!

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Originally posted by Zadadka
I think we should ask Donny & Marie.
(cue intro)
.......(slow build)....I'm a little bit countreeeee...........(add a bit more edge) ... ayand I'm a little more rock n rollllll...

'When you were born with ozmo chops ya gotta smile and let the whole world know.' ( apparently an apocryphal entry into the BOM that has since been omitted)