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Did I misspell that? Oopsie.

Anyhoo, so trumpy says, in an interview, that he’ll only be a dictator for one day.
I have no idea how to take that. Luckily his fellow Reuplicans do.

When questioned, these are the two most common answers:
- I think he’s joking.
- oh, that’s just trump rhetoric, I think.

Seriously. “They think”???
That’s bad enough at the best of times, but when it’s Americans saying that, you know you habe to be worried.


https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/03/politics/trump-constitution-truth-social/index.html

Trump calls for the termination of the Constitution in Truth Social post

Former President Donald Trump called for the termination of the Constitution to overturn the 2020 election and reinstate him to power Saturday in a continuation of his election denialism and pushing of fringe conspiracy theories.

“Do you throw the Presidential Election Results of 2020 OUT and declare the RIGHTFUL WINNER, or do you have a NEW ELECTION? A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution,” Trump wrote in a post on the social network Truth Social

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@shavixmir said
Did I misspell that? Oopsie.

Anyhoo, so trumpy says, in an interview, that he’ll only be a dictator for one day.
I have no idea how to take that. Luckily his fellow Reuplicans do.

When questioned, these are the two most common answers:
- I think he’s joking.
- oh, that’s just trump rhetoric, I think.

Seriously. “They think”???
That’s bad enough at the best of times, but when it’s Americans saying that, you know you habe to be worried.
Trump floats his publicity boat on a river of cry baby liberal tears, he throws out one of these comments occasionally when it looks like it might run aground. sunstrokers tears alone have allowed Trump to negotiate all sorts of obstacles add shag doody for brains and suzi's tears and it's plain sailing all the way to the election.

Thanks ijits.

Edit: Weigh the anchor and prepare for a swift current here comes vivify:

"boohoo, sook, sook, boohoo, boohoo, boohoo, sniff, boohoohoohoo."


@wajoma said
Trump floats his publicity boat on a river of cry baby liberal tears, he throws out one of these comments occasionally when it looks like it might run aground. sunstrokers tears alone have allowed Trump to negotiate all sorts of obstacles add shag doody for brains and suzi's tears and it's plain sailing all the way to the election.

Thanks ijits.

Edit: Weigh the anchor ...[text shortened]... ft current here comes vivify:

"boohoo, sook, sook, boohoo, boohoo, boohoo, sniff, boohoohoohoo."
That sounds like you after a koala’s shagged you.

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@shavixmir said
That sounds like you after a koala’s shagged you.
You're the one that started another trump thread, butt hurt much?

You're playing his game.


@wajoma said
You're the one that started another trump thread, butt hurt much?

You're playing his game.
And you still sound like a raped platypus.

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@vivify said
https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/03/politics/trump-constitution-truth-social/index.html

Trump calls for the termination of the Constitution in Truth Social post

Former President Donald Trump called for the termination of the Constitution to overturn the 2020 election and reinstate him to power Saturday in a continuation of his election denialism and pushing of f ...[text shortened]... n those found in the Constitution,” Trump wrote in a post on the social network Truth Social
Day one: declare martial law, suspend the Constitution, announce himself rules- and tax-exempt president-for-life.

Day two: declare the DoJ part of the executive branch, squelch all trials and indictments against himself, fire all judges who found no evidence of election fraud in 2020; declare Ukraine part of Russia forever, declare Gaza, Lebanon, and Jordan part of Israel forever. Announce himself Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Day three: sell Mar-A-Lago estate to the US govt. for 150 Trillion dollars for hosting visiting foreign dignitaries. Invite his best friends Bibi and Vlad for borscht and bagels at Mar-A-Lago.

Day four: start deporting political opponents to Guantanamo Bay ‘water sports resort’. Pardon everyone convicted of sedition over January 6th ‘peaceful march to the Capitol bldg.’

Day five: buy Greenland, set up golf resort there.

Day six: divorce Melania. Marry a porn starlet. Bill the US govt. for the entire entertainment as an expense pertaining to his official duties as POTUS.

And on the seventh day he rested.

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@moonbus said
Day one: declare martial law, suspend the Constitution, announce himself rules- and tax-exempt president-for-life.

Day two: declare the DoJ part of the executive branch, squelch all trials and indictments against himself, fire all judges who found no evidence of election fraud in 2020; declare Ukraine part of Russia forever, declare Gaza, Lebanon, and Jordan part of Israel ...[text shortened]... nment as an expense pertaining to his official duties as POTUS.

And on the seventh day he rested.
Okay, now you're scaring me.

I don't put a single bit of that past him.

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@wajoma said
Trump floats his publicity boat on a river of cry baby liberal tears, he throws out one of these comments occasionally when it looks like it might run aground. sunstrokers tears alone have allowed Trump to negotiate all sorts of obstacles add shag doody for brains and suzi's tears and it's plain sailing all the way to the election.

Thanks ijits.

Edit: Weigh the anchor ...[text shortened]... ft current here comes vivify:

"boohoo, sook, sook, boohoo, boohoo, boohoo, sniff, boohoohoohoo."
Yah nothing to see hear but when he does what he’s promising to do all you right wing turds that are now saying it’s a joke will say :-
‘well he was honest about his mandate and the people voted for it so those libtard journos will just have stay in the concentration camp’
Everyone must assume this fascist narcissist means every word he says along with his brown shirted regime in waiting


@suzianne said
Okay, now you're scaring me.

I don't put a single bit of that past him.
I forgot “execute General Milley for treason.”


@moonbus said
Day one: declare martial law, suspend the Constitution, announce himself rules- and tax-exempt president-for-life.

Day two: declare the DoJ part of the executive branch, squelch all trials and indictments against himself, fire all judges who found no evidence of election fraud in 2020; declare Ukraine part of Russia forever, declare Gaza, Lebanon, and Jordan part of Israel ...[text shortened]... nment as an expense pertaining to his official duties as POTUS.

And on the seventh day he rested.
Your idea here for a post could get some traction if you didn't make it reeeaaally unlikely.
Do a serious one and see if it would be that bad. Like begin with the obvious, to stop the hell at the Border, and then to start drilling for oil (and end requiring us to end gasoline engines, etc). Then, take it from there.

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@averagejoe1 said
Your idea here for a post could get some traction if you didn't make it reeeaaally unlikely.
Do a serious one and see if it would be that bad. Like begin with the obvious, to stop the hell at the Border, and then to start drilling for oil (and end requiring us to end gasoline engines, etc). Then, take it from there.
Day eight: finish the wall and make Mexico pay for it.

Day nine: lock up Hillary.

Day ten: finish tearing up affordable health care, and America’s commitments to NATO, the World Health Organization, and the UN.

Day eleven: declassify enough boxes of state secrets to fill up three SUVs and store them in a restroom somewhere in a Florida golf resort, for later distribution to Russian oligarchs in exchange for massive private debt relief.

Day twelve: tax cut for the rich.

Day thirteen: grope some pussy at a televised beauty pageant.

Day fourteen: entertain Evangelicals at Mar-A-Lago and promise them anything they ask for.

Day fifteen: tweet to Proud Boys, Oath Takers, etc., open season on ‘riggers.’

Oh yeah, and execute Gen. Milley for treason. My, what a busy schedule. He’ll go down in history as the most accomplished president ever.

😵

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@averagejoe1 said
Your idea here for a post could get some traction if you didn't make it reeeaaally unlikely.
Do a serious one and see if it would be that bad. Like begin with the obvious, to stop the hell at the Border, and then to start drilling for oil (and end requiring us to end gasoline engines, etc). Then, take it from there.
O you illiberal’s are scarily stupid

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@AverageJoe1
Yeah, then he makes Steve Miller AG. Then they start ripping babes from mom's arms again, but now it is TEN thousand children in cages not just the mere FIVE thou as before. Steve Miller was the one who convinced your god king Trump to do that the first time and he wants to start doing it again.
And requiring every appointee to pledge loyalty to Donald Trump and nothing else.
Then he goes after MSNBC, arrests Rachel Maddow, Lawrence O'Donnell and the rest of the crew and shuts down their license to broadcast, gives a huge donation to Newsmax and starts book burning.

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