Global Warming and Gay Lesbian Whales

Will a rise in sea temperature that will accompany global warming, affect the prevalence of homosexual gay lesbian whales, and should that fact influence whether or not the Japanese have rights to continue whaling?

You forgot the impact of the whale hunting performed by the secret Palestinian Navy.

Originally posted by Seitse
You forgot the impact of the whale hunting performed by the secret Palestinian Navy.

Originally posted by sonhouse
And the global warming influence on those powerful whales flapping their fins, stirring up the water and therefore raising the water temperature. The butterfly effect in motion. And you thought all this bad weather was due to El Nino!

Speaking as a homosexual gay lesbian whale, I find this entire thread extremely offensive.

Global warming is causing a time of crisis ... if we assume the evolutionary mechanisms inside the whales are programmed successfully then they will recognise this crisis.

how then will the whales overcome crisis?

i think they will most likely have a higher deformity rate ... especially including dwarf whales.

i do not have a feeling for whether there will be a higher homosexual rate ... but i can think of arguments both ways.

Originally posted by kmax87
... should that fact influence whether or not the Japanese have rights to continue whaling?

Gay Lesbian Whales should have equeal land rights.

Originally posted by lordhighgus
Gay Lesbian Whales should have equeal land rights.

Originally posted by Seitse
"sea" rights you mean?

Originally posted by kmax87
No. Land rights from the perspective of never having to make it to land. Ever.

Originally posted by Seitse
Damn, I knew it! 😠

Originally posted by kmax87
Its all been a ghastly mistake of mammoth proportions. Someone misinterpreted the chorus of a whale song that actually went

'I hope I'll never be a land lubber.. mooooh..' repeat 4200 times and fade

to be 'Cant wait to be whale blubber.. dooo wah' repeat until killed...

Originally posted by kmax87
Will a rise in sea temperature that will accompany global warming, affect the prevalence of homosexual gay lesbian whales, and should that fact influence whether or not the Japanese have rights to continue whaling?

this is a funny thread