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Greatest Invention of All Time?

Greatest Invention of All Time?

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I'd say candidate for Greatest Invention of All Time:

Nominee: Il Signore (God).

Reason: For taking a useless, pointy, sticky floating rib from old Adam, and making a curvatious, sensual, delicious woman.

Worst Invention of All Time:

Nominee: God.

Reason: See above. I mean, why create the ability to nag, or to phone up and ask 'so...whatcha dooooing?' or poke you in the ribs and pose the question 'whatcha thinking?'.

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As Al B. once said:

'I'm thinkin'... if I wanted you to know what I was thinkin'... I'd be talkin'!'

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alcohol- on so many different levels

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
A Cup Of Tea.

The point in Man's history when he went from merely existing to really living.
A typically half-baked nomination which accords with everything else you have ever posted here. You are even beating 'Wheely' for sheer inanity.

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The wheel, anti-biotics, the TV, Football, religion... actually everything that was invented in Scotland is pretty damned good.

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Originally posted by london nick
alcohol- on so many different levels
Hangovers...

Dude, there are way better drugs out there.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
The wheel, anti-biotics, the TV, Football, religion... actually everything that was invented in Scotland is pretty damned good.
Like haggis and bagpipes?

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Originally posted by Philodor
Like haggis and bagpipes?
The bagpipes are awsome when going to warfare.
Much more fear invoking than say a harp or something.

As for Haggis...even the Scots have thrown up a dud every now and again.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
You've taken to following me around critising my posts now?

How exciting for you.
No. I just want you to realise what a fool you are making of yourself.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Hangovers...

Dude, there are way better drugs out there.
very true, but none can also be a preservative, extraction medium or fuel

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Originally posted by london nick
very true, but none can also be a preservative, extraction medium or fuel
The results are out on the bolivian marching powder as fuel for motor vehicles-

But hey go for days without food or sleep;

work well at altitude, discover the truth-'she don't lie she don't lie she don't lie',

acts as a levelling social agent by handicapping the nouvo riche so that they are disabled needing a constant short sharp dose of it, which ultimately leads to irreperable mental breakdown etc and the trickle down effect of wealth as the poor darlings are forced to let go of the Porche,....

but i digress oh yeah and you can have your teeth done or reconstructive surgery and pay for the work all with the same brilliant white stuff.

yeah brilliant! man!

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Originally posted by kmax87
The results are out on the bolivian marching powder as fuel for motor vehicles-

But hey go for days without food or sleep;

work well at altitude, discover the truth-'she don't lie she don't lie she don't lie',

acts as a levelling social agent by handicapping the nouvo riche so that they are disabled needing a constant short sharp dose of it, which ...[text shortened]... rgery and pay for the work all with the same brilliant white stuff.

yeah brilliant! man!
and have a free septum removal thrown in- great for parties

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
A Cup Of Tea.

The point in Man's history when he went from merely existing to really living.
Agreed.