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That's just not how it works here. If it did work like that here, someone would have already figured out how to game the system.

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@Suzianne

Let's see, what are we up to:

Medicare for all
SpaceX for all
Fairness in Media for all

I like it. This is gonna be SO easy to win! 😆



Then there's the small stuff. 😆

From Day One, the phrase "If this a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 9-1-1" will be removed from all answering machines nationwide. It is negligent to dispense medical advice anonymously through a recording and anyone perpetrating such a travesty will be prosecuted.

We will also seize all of @AverageJoe1's and his friends 'extra' houses using eminent domain (legal, since Pfizer used an analogous process to seize the Little Pink House) and use them to end homelessness nationwide. 🙂

Y'all are going to love my administration. We are going to Make America Great Again, one answering machine/house at a time! 😆

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Watch out @Yanetchess. I'm going to use Very Big Force against you if you aren't nice. I've called my generals and I said, 'Generals, this @Yanetchess guy is not very nice. I want you to use force. But not the Small Force. No, no, not even the Big Force - that's for small fry. I want you to use the VERY Big Force against this guy, OK? Very Big. Very force-y. Thank you for your attention to this matter.'
😆

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It should be easy for liberals to win the next few elections: 😆

"Day One, an EO will establish that corporations, hedge funds, etc. may not purchase residential homes. Residential homes are for people to live in. They are not investments. Invest in something that pays a dividend or produces a product. Our lives are too important for you to be speculating on."

"Not a single person in the United States will ever go homeless ever again."

Imagine the yuge greatness of my bigly Liberal force! 😆

NB. It will also be "The Gulf of Spruce" from now on. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Of course, liberals have so many good ideas, it is hard to choose only a few that will win the next elections: 😆

"Day One, an EO will establish that court cases must be decided within 30 days of arrest. Motions of any sort will be handled in a '3 strike' fashion. A motion must be concise, refer to a single issue per motion, and if denied by the court will count as a 'strike' against that side. Three strikes and that side gets no more motions and the trial proceeds. Justice resolution will take precedence over other activities.

Also, juries will be chosen completely at random, with minor analysis by an independent body to screen out obvious bias - 1 day max.

This will clear the enormous caseload OUT of the US justice system, re-establish the principle of 'swift justice,' and eliminate 'justice delayed is justice denied.' There will be no need for such a thing as 'bail' because the time between arrest and verdict will be short, and no one - employers, creditors, bill collectors, etc. will be allowed to act adversely against the accused until a verdict is rendered.

'Plea bargaining' will be restricted to cases where testimony snares other criminals, not simply to encourage guilty pleas.

Verdicts will not be stayed while under appeal, and appeals will not be "do-overs." To de-incentivize this, if an appeal is lodged but lost, the ORIGINAL SENTENCE will re-start over again. So if an appeal is heard 1 year into a 5 year sentence, and plaintiff loses, his 5 year terms starts again. Stop wasting our time.

Appeals will have no time limit for resolution, but since consequences will accrue immediately, appellate courts will be motivated to take only cases featuring a grave mis-carriage of justice or when new evidence comes to light after the lower court verdict. SCOTUS will decide only Constitutional Law cases.

The justice system will not charge for its services.

So many improvements needed to re-build the United States and make us Great Again! 😆

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More good news about how liberals are going to win since the current admin announced it will sell off 3.3 million acres of public land. 😆

"Day ONE, an EO will take back EVERY ACRE of public land sold by the previous administration using eminent domain with ZERO compensation. Further, 3.3 million acres of PRIVATE land across the US will be seized from rich landowners using eminent domain (without compensation) and to be turned to public use.*

Notable among the properties to be seized will be Mar-a-Lago (previously owned by Majorie Post) which will be turned into a community center for undocumented workers and at least one mansion in Newport, RI which will be converted to low cost apartments so that maids and cooks and servants can walk to work. Opinions of the courts will be ignored so that we can "move fast and break things."

* The Little Pink House will be rebuilt in New London, CT on land seized from Pfizer with NO compensation. The opinions of the skull f***ed courts which allowed this travesty will be ignored.

I'm telling you - liberals win in a WALK. 😆

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@spruce112358 said
It should be easy for liberals to win the next few elections: 😆

"Day One, an EO will establish Medicare For All. We will not let the courts block us. We will not wait for Congress. The new administration will BEHAVE in accordance with the EO while the chattering classes in Congress strive to catch up."

"Medicare will immediately begin issuing (not negotiating!) lo ...[text shortened]... ingle person in the United States will ever go without medical care ever again."

There. I won. 😆
No, You made a statement. 😙🙁🫢

Won: acquire or secure as a result of a contest, conflict, bet, or other endeavor.
"there are hundreds of prizes to be won"

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@spruce112358 said
'Medicare for All' will immediately lower prices by 66% down to the level paid by Europeans. Office visits, hospital stays, drugs - everything. Last I checked, pharmaceuticals were still sold in Europe and hospitals are still open. 😆

So how about YOU shut up? 😆
It would “lower prices , wow’ 🤔,
What else would occur, in the big picture. Yes, I could get so much free stuff,,, But what would be the trade-off? This is an example of an incomplete, unclosed post.

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@spruce112358 said
Then there's the small stuff. 😆

From Day One, the phrase "If this a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 9-1-1" will be removed from all answering machines nationwide. It is negligent to dispense medical advice anonymously through a recording and anyone perpetrating such a travesty will be prosecuted.

We will also seize all of @AverageJoe1's and his friends ' ...[text shortened]... administration. We are going to Make America Great Again, one answering machine/house at a time! 😆
Get my houses? Not fair to me, though. Something does not fit with your concept of this perfect world, I just cannot put my finger on it.
What am I missing?

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@spruce112358 said
Which should Americans vote for?

A) Nazis rounding up and expelling brown people who do 98% of the roofing and landscaping in the country.

B) A 66% cut in medical costs, guaranteed health insurance for everyone in America, and no more medical bankruptcy.

Is that actually a tough choice? 😆
Don’t make fun of spruce, I appreciate a little humor coming from liberals, which is very rare. We know he is cutting up, but I am glad he has opened up the silliness of these concepts that have been introduced by liberals for a long time, frankly, there are a lot more free things that we all would like to have, so it certainly would not stop with Healthcare. Let’s all throw a few more things out there that we think should be free. I would love not to have to buy an expensive car again, is there any chance of picking one up that I would not have to pay for? Of course, I will have more children since they will all go to college for free.
Any more stuff that anyone would like to list. We are really on a roll. Go spruce..
Be careful spruce, your humor is fine, but you might set marauder off

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@AverageJoe1: "Surely you can't be serious?!"
@spruce112358: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

😆 😆 😆

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@AverageJoe1 said
frankly, there are a lot more free things that we all would like to have, so it certainly would not stop with Healthcare.
And you would lose. Because you don't have a CLUE what I'm talking about! 😆

But go ahead: run on a platform of free cars. There is a candidate who runs on a pony for everyone and wears a boot on his head. That's not you, is it? 😆