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I finally have covid

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In case you hadn't figured it out by now, my real name is Anthony Fauci.

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@sh76 said
In case you hadn't figured it out by now, my real name is Anthony Fauci.
Congrats?

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@wildgrass said
Congrats?
Well, I was hoping I was immune, but I guess we're all getting it sooner or later.

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@sh76 said
Well, I was hoping I was immune, but I guess we're all getting it sooner or later.
We need some assurance you're wearing a mask to type your posts, otherwise they'll be sent to quarantine.

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Tell my wife I've always loved her, but the banana bread she made when we were dating was awful. I lied when I said I'd liked it.

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@sh76 said
Well, I was hoping I was immune, but I guess we're all getting it sooner or later.
Thankfully COVID is fading as a deadly threat. Hope you're over it soon.

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@mchill said
Thankfully COVID is fading as a deadly threat. Hope you're over it soon.
Thank you.

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@sh76 said
In case you hadn't figured it out by now, my real name is Anthony Fauci.
If only you hadn't insisted in demasking your toddler you wouldn't be in this predicament

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Well, I’m assuming you are and thus vaccinated, so it won’t be worse than a seasonal flu.

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@athousandyoung said
If only you hadn't insisted in demasking your toddler you wouldn't be in this predicament
Ha! 😛

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@sh76 said
In case you hadn't figured it out by now, my real name is Anthony Fauci.
It is because you didn't get enough booster shots.
Just kidding.

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I walked well over 10 miles today (and played some basketball with my son and nephews just for giggles), 2 days after testing + for Omicold. Weakest-as$ “flu” I’ve ever had.

I don’t give a damn if this is arrogant, but I’ve been screamed at to be scared of this for 2.5 years. I’m not only spiking the ball on covid, I’m doing the Ickey Shuffle (Google it).

Someone notify me when it’s time for my 21.7% chance of long covid. I’ll be sure to be duly frightened.

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@sh76 said
I walked well over 10 miles today (and played some basketball with my son and nephews just for giggles), 2 days after testing + for Omicold. Weakest-as$ “flu” I’ve ever had.

I don’t give a damn if this is arrogant, but I’ve been screamed at to be scared of this for 2.5 years. I’m not only spiking the ball on covid, I’m doing the Ickey Shuffle (Google it).

Someone notify me when it’s time for my 21.7% chance of long covid. I’ll be sure to be duly frightened.
Yeah it was all a big hoax.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-toll/

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@sh76

Apparently, you don't know anyone who died of Covid. I do. Or anyone who was hospitalized on respirators. I do. Your snarky crassness now is duly noted.

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Fine. That was too snarky. I'm sorry.

It was the euphoria of finally dealing with the 500 lb. gorilla. Despite my bravado, I was always kind of worried about this day.

What I said was insensitive. I apologize.