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Well, apparently, there's a bunch of people all over the world filled with propoganda about countries and such, and I propose a compromise. Why not invade the Moon? The Moon has no voice, won't defend itself, and won't project propoganda to turn us against it, such that the U.S. can easily label the Moon as a threat, an object possibly becoming a satellite of mass destruction if gravity overtakes it, an opressed object, held captive by the Eath and the Sun's massive and immense power, and the U.S. can spread freedom across it, with none to kill themselves for a cause against it. We'll call it "Operation Moon Shine", and let it shine freely with no help from the Sun, becoming an independant object, with independant credit.. Best of all, people won't think about killing other people, and will unite under a common cause: free the Moon from us and from itself. But what difference is everything said here to people in the U.S. now, wishing for war in Iran. To their eyes, all said about the Moon applies to Iran and other countries. We're supposeedly "opressed" but we have no voivce, we are stupid, we are a "threat" we don't make a difference, so if we die it is no big deal. So let's get the word out, and learn of the propoganda, learn the lies, and learn the truth. Your knowledge makes a difference. Use it.

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Originally posted by abejnood
Well, apparently, there's a bunch of people all over the world filled with propoganda about countries and such, and I propose a compromise. Why not invade the Moon? The Moon has no voice, won't defend itself, and won't project propoganda to turn us against it, such that the U.S. can easily label the Moon as a threat, an object possibly becoming a satelli ...[text shortened]... the propoganda, learn the lies, and learn the truth. Your knowledge makes a difference. Use it.
Is there any oil ?

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Death to the Moon Ayatollahs! Mockracy and MTV to the cheese-eating fourteen-eyed subhumans! Earth forEVAH!

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Originally posted by abejnood
Well, apparently, there's a bunch of people all over the world filled with propoganda about countries and such, and I propose a compromise. Why not invade the Moon? The Moon has no voice, won't defend itself, and won't project propoganda to turn us against it, such that the U.S. can easily label the Moon as a threat, an object possibly becoming a satelli ...[text shortened]... the propoganda, learn the lies, and learn the truth. Your knowledge makes a difference. Use it.
That argument for some reason sounds like an argument that a liberal would use

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Originally posted by abejnood
Well, apparently, there's a bunch of people all over the world filled with propoganda about countries and such, and I propose a compromise. Why not invade the Moon? The Moon has no voice, won't defend itself, and won't project propoganda to turn us against it, such that the U.S. can easily label the Moon as a threat, an object possibly becoming a satelli ...[text shortened]... the propoganda, learn the lies, and learn the truth. Your knowledge makes a difference. Use it.
As I recall, the moon was invaded in the late 1960s. Of course, there seem to be several people on RHP who evidently believe that was a hoax.

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Originally posted by Delmer
As I recall, the moon was invaded in the late 1960s. Of course, there seem to be several people on RHP who evidently believe that was a hoax.
those several people probably still think it's made of cheeseπŸ™„

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Well, you know what they say, Del: if you can remember invading the Moon in the 60s, you can't have been there.

For some reason, this thread reminds me of my favourite bit of Khomeini trivia, the SAVAK's comical use of cryptography that they used to describe his proposed flight from Iraq to Pakistan:

"The return of the Saltshaker to the Moon and his departure for Banana is not appropriate. It is best that he remain in the Candlestick."

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Originally posted by flyUnity
That argument for some reason sounds like an argument that a liberal would use
Wow! Really? How did you figure that out? You must be a genius.

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Originally posted by leestatic
those several people probably still think it's made of cheeseπŸ™„
Of course it is made of cheese, what are you talking about? πŸ˜€πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by Amaurote
Well, you know what they say, Del: if you can remember invading the Moon in the 60s, you can't have been there.

For some reason, this thread reminds me of my favourite bit of Khomeini trivia, the SAVAK's comical use of cryptography that they used to describe his proposed flight from Iraq to Pakistan:

"The return of the Saltshaker to the Moon and his departure for Banana is not appropriate. It is best that he remain in the Candlestick."
LOL! First time I've read that, Amaurote. A gem of cryptographic comedy.

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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/conspiracies/58987

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Originally posted by Amaurote
Well, you know what they say, Del: if you can remember invading the Moon in the 60s, you can't have been there.

For some reason, this thread reminds me of my favourite bit of Khomeini trivia, the SAVAK's comical use of cryptography that they used to describe his proposed flight from Iraq to Pakistan:

"The return of the Saltshaker to the Moon and his departure for Banana is not appropriate. It is best that he remain in the Candlestick."
So are you proposing that we should now invade Banana instead? Sounds like a good idea to me, but I don't know how we can justify it to the public now that we don't have Mr. Powell around.

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Originally posted by abejnood
Wow! Really? How did you figure that out? You must be a genius.
Well... I dont like to brag...

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I have my own "Operation Moonshine". 😡

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Originally posted by abejnood
Of course it is made of cheese, what are you talking about? πŸ˜€πŸ˜‰
Well there you go, now we have a definite reason for invading,
all that free food.

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