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killing plants is worse than killing animals

killing plants is worse than killing animals

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Originally posted by TheBloop
Plant-killing should be a hate crime
It's PETA (people against the ethical treatment of animals) verses PETP.

Nope, sorry, there is no ring to it. The movement was dead before it was born. :'(


You may be a plant bigot if.....

1. You find yourself thinking you are somehow better than the tree standing in your back yard. In fact, it borders on hatred when looking at those pesky dandylions.

2. You think mowing your lawn is just a job and not mass genocide on a global scale.

3. You become enraged when watching the scene in Lord of the Rings when the trees come alive and save the world from the "bad guys".

4. You become a vegan.

5. Eating plants for your own selfish nutrition needs and maiming and tortoring them to keep your yard looking "good" are not enough. No, no, no. Then on Halloween you somehow feel the need to take that knife to a jackolantern. What sick puppies human being are.

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Originally posted by rwingett
I don't think so. If you consider the tens of thousands of square miles of forest that have been clear cut to make room for farmland, I think agriculture has been a disaster as far as CO2 goes.
Forests are CO2 neutral too.

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Originally posted by whodey
It's PETA (people against the ethical treatment of animals) verses PETP.

Nope, sorry, there is no ring to it. The movement was dead before it was born. :'(
We need a new name for plants... something that starts with a vowel (other than "A"😉

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Originally posted by whodey
You may be a plant bigot if.....

1. You find yourself thinking you are somehow better than the tree standing in your back yard. In fact, it borders on hatred when looking at those pesky dandylions.

2. You think mowing your lawn is just a job and not mass genocide on a global scale.

3. You become enraged when watching the scene in Lord of the Ring ...[text shortened]... ehow feel the need to take that knife to a jackolantern. What sick puppies human being are.
damn those plant bigots... what can we do, what can we do to save the mighty plant? #5 sounds exceptionally dastardly.

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Originally posted by sh76
What about killing humans, who produce CO2?
"If you're a real environmentalist, you'll cover yourself with mulch right up to your neck and then shoot yourself in the head."

http://tpc-culturevultures.blogspot.com/2010/04/mulch-and-t-coraghessan-boyle.html

That is, with a biodegradable bullet.

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why are people worried about CO2? CO2 is a primary plant food.

if you're worried about the fake threat of global warming, you need to target methane. kill all the cows and hundreds of trillions of bacteria that produce it 24/7.

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Originally posted by KazetNagorra
Agriculture is CO2-neutral.
Only very rarely.
Depending on farming practices, agriculture may be storing more carbon in the soil or depleting it. In the world today, agriculture on average is depleting the soils of carbon and is probably one of the largest sources of CO2.
This can be reversed with better farming practices. Interestingly, these better practices actually include animals.

This is the first reference I could find but there are many others on the web:
http://www.soilcarbon.com.au/


It must also be noted that animals produce global warming gas far more potent than CO2 (methane) and they are not neutral at all in that respect.

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Originally posted by VoidSpirit

if you're worried about the fake threat of global warming
global warming is not fake, the debate is whether it has been man-enhanced or not... which it has, obviously. the earth changing its temperature is normal throughout history, we're just lucky at this moment in time conditions are perfect on earth for us humans to thrive. it's a short window though in terms of the earths age, keeping enjoying it with your head under the sand, please.

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Originally posted by trev33
global warming is not fake, the debate is whether it has been man-enhanced or not... which it has, obviously. the earth changing its temperature is normal throughout history, we're just lucky at this moment in time conditions are perfect on earth for us humans to thrive. it's a short window though in terms of the earths age, keeping enjoying it with your head under the sand, please.
it's not obvious if there is a debate about it. the threat itself is not obvious since there is proof that the earth has been a lot hotter on average than the current average, there has been a lot more C02 in the atmosphere in the past, and during those times, much larger plants (and animals!) thrived and the arctic ice didn't melt.

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Originally posted by trev33
damn those plant bigots... what can we do, what can we do to save the mighty plant? #5 sounds exceptionally dastardly.
Have you ever watched "Little Shop of Horrors?"

There will be payback my friend, on a global scale. 😉

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Originally posted by whodey
Have you ever watched "Little Shop of Horrors?"

There will be payback my friend, on a global scale. 😉
Attacks by killer tomatos?

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Originally posted by trev33
[b]global warming is not fake, the debate is whether it has been man-enhanced or not... which it has, obviously./b]
No such 'debate' exists - (except on forums such as these and in the US government where it is a politically motivated issue). In scientific circles it is a known fact that the earth is warming and that man is largely responsible.

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Originally posted by VoidSpirit
the threat itself is not obvious since there is proof that the earth has been a lot hotter on average than the current average, there has been a lot more C02 in the atmosphere in the past, and during those times, much larger plants (and animals!) thrived and the arctic ice didn't melt.
The arctic ice did melt.

The threat is not to large animals thriving or not, the threat is to us humans and our current civilization. Its actually more about which would be more expensive to us: dealing with climate change or reversing it. And if we choose to deal with it (which to some extent is inevitable already), to make plans to minimize the costs. eg don't build on land that will soon be flooded by the rising sea.