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If you were going to make a statue to commemorate the awesome achievements of the current President, what would it look like?


I'd set him in green marble in a grinning simian half-caper, crushing a banana warhead into his forehead with one hand and wiping his ass with a tiny model Federal Reserve with the other.

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Originally posted by Amaurote
If you were going to make a statue to commemorate the awesome achievements of the current President, what would it look like?


I'd set him in green marble in a grinning simian half-caper, crushing a banana warhead into his forehead with one hand and wiping his ass with a tiny model Federal Reserve with the other.
I'd have something like this.

tinyurl.com/2hln45

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A large human rectum. With financial diarrhaea. Squatting over a toilet (AKA Congress).

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Originally posted by Amaurote
If you were going to make a statue to commemorate the awesome achievements of the current President, what would it look like?


I'd set him in green marble in a grinning simian half-caper, crushing a banana warhead into his forehead with one hand and wiping his ass with a tiny model Federal Reserve with the other.
A map of the new state he adds of Saudi Isrealia.

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Originally posted by Amaurote
If you were going to make a statue to commemorate the awesome achievements of the current President, what would it look like?


I'd set him in green marble in a grinning simian half-caper, crushing a banana warhead into his forehead with one hand and wiping his ass with a tiny model Federal Reserve with the other.
Whatever it is it should involve a middle finger facing east, croaking Hajjis and not being able to say Hajji.

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Originally posted by Amaurote
If you were going to make a statue to commemorate the awesome achievements of the current President, what would it look like?


I'd set him in green marble in a grinning simian half-caper, crushing a banana warhead into his forehead with one hand and wiping his ass with a tiny model Federal Reserve with the other.
I'm sure if President Bush were to read this post he would tell you to Flock off you Limey prick. Worry about your own leaders is waht he would tell you.

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Originally posted by slimjim
I'm sure if President Bush were to read this post he would tell you to Flock off you Limey prick. Worry about your own leaders is waht he would tell you.
Unfortufrappingnutley he IS my *UGH* Leader and the worse one ever, even worse than Harding who seems to have been a big cause of the crash of '29. I would rather have Harding.

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Originally posted by Amaurote
If you were going to make a statue to commemorate the awesome achievements of the current President, what would it look like?


I'd set him in green marble in a grinning simian half-caper, crushing a banana warhead into his forehead with one hand and wiping his ass with a tiny model Federal Reserve with the other.
But where is the oil he is tanning himself with? Surely he has to have oil dripping off his ass, say right by the sphincter where they ram it in.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Unfortufrappingnutley he IS my *UGH* Leader and the worse one ever, even worse than Harding who seems to have been a big cause of the crash of '29. I would rather have Harding.
What are you talking about? The economy is sound. We have the lowest un-employment rates in decades. I'm delivering new cars every day. Somebody is buying them.

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Originally posted by slimjim
What are you talking about? The economy is sound. We have the lowest un-employment rates in decades. I'm delivering new cars every day. Somebody is buying them.
I can think of at least 763 billion reasons that you're wrong.

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
I can think of at least 763 billion reasons that you're wrong.
This country has always had a deficit. They can always print more money.

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
I can think of at least 763 billion reasons that you're wrong.
You could pin that on only the President if Congress didn't have their hands in the budget too.

The problem is bigger than just one man.

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Originally posted by slimjim
This country has always had a deficit. They can always print more money.
Of course, it has always had a deficit. The problem is that its Joe Q Middle-class taxpayer that's going to have to stump up.

As for printing more money, I don't think devaluing the currency is such a great idea - do you? All your imports suddenly jump in price....

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Originally posted by Merk
You could pin that on only the President if Congress didn't have their hands in the budget too.

The problem is bigger than just one man.
Yes, but that was the Republican "Puppet Congress" (TM).