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Republicans accidently help ban Bibles

Republicans accidently help ban Bibles

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@sh76 said
The Bible doesn't approach the level of sexual content in accepted classics like The Scarlet Letter and To Kill a Mockingbird.
Song of Solomon 5:19:

may her breasts satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.


I don't care if this type of content is in schools but conservatives have no argument to keep the Bible while banning other books for sexual content or "pornography".


@sh76 said
Aside from the death penalty for promiscuity part (and the OT has the death penalty for all kinds of things like carrying in the public domain on the Sabbath), there's nothing in the least objectionable about that by today's standards. Again notice the euphemisms rather than describing sex acts ("approached her" ).

You make not like the Bible for any number of reasons, but th ...[text shortened]... nothing in it that would be considered "pornographic" by today's standards. Not even close to close.
"Aside from all the killings, maimings, genocides the Bible is quite tame"


@sh76 said
Right. Spoken like people who have never actually read the Bible.

Except that the Bible never once graphically describes a single sex act. Like. Ever.

It uses euphemisms to describe sexual acts.

By today's standards, it's exceptionally clean.
Florida banned a book about the life of Roberto Clemente.


@vivify said
Song of Solomon 5:19:

may her breasts satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.


I don't care if this type of content is in schools but conservatives have no argument to keep the Bible while banning other books for sexual content or "pornography".
i wish to join the fun as well:

"2Kings 2:23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!”
2Kings 2:24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.
"

Except for the part where God kills 42 kids (4fuking2 🙂 ) because they catcalled an old man, the bible is quite tame.


If you want further fun, here is a religious nutjob trying to justify this story
https://versebyverseministry.org/bible-answers/why-did-elisha-kill-the-children

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@wildgrass said
Florida banned a book about the life of Roberto Clemente.
Some redneck state banned the works of art by Dali, Picasso and others

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@zahlanzi said
i wish to join the fun as well:

"2Kings 2:23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!”
2Kings 2:24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tor ...[text shortened]... justify this story
https://versebyverseministry.org/bible-answers/why-did-elisha-kill-the-children
And we move the goalposts around... around and around...

The OP was specifically referring to "sex-ridden" content (read it... it's still there).


"If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)

Apart from the fact that a woman must be maimed if she dares help her husband in the wrong way (without a trial) the bible is quite tame

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@sh76 said
And we move the goalposts around... around and around...

The OP was specifically referring to "sex-ridden" content (read it... it's still there).
Oh I am so very sorry, i thought i mentioned the other great and wonderful things in the bible that would make it almost just as ban worthy as the most disgusting and dangerous book ever: two male penguins raising a baby penguin together

But if you think that pornography is the only reason these red fuks banned those books (I haven't read Maus but i doubt there is much porn there) sure we can keep the passages strictly porn related.

So what subject would you like a passage from? "Incest, onanism, bestiality, prostitution, genital mutilation, fellatio, dildos, rape, and even infanticide."?

You know what, I will surprise you

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@sh76 said
That's extremely tame stuff compared to what we see routinely today in books and TV. Maybe, maybe that's PG-13 stuff (or possibly just PG). It uses the euphemism "slept with" and doesn't describe a sex act at all. In the original Hebrew, it doesn't even use the word "semen" it uses "zerah" which translates to "seed," though I suppose that's neither here nor there.

Very tame stuff indeed.
It's maybe tame depending on what you compare it to, but decidedly would be considered indecent under the law as written.

That's the point. The laws were written vaguely to permit banning what ever books whatever politician in power decided he/she didn't like.

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"You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.” (Ezekiel 16:17)

Gold sex dolls. Opulence


When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister. Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses. Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.” (Ezekiel 23:18-21)

That's a dear penthouse moment right there

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@sh76 said
The OP was specifically referring to "sex-ridden" content (read it... it's still there).
Okay:

Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

"Very tame stuff"

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Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.’ (1 Samuel 18:20-30)

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@zahlanzi said
When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister. Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses. Th ...[text shortened]... om and pressed your young breasts.” (Ezekiel 23:18-21)

That's a dear penthouse moment right there
Whoops, you already posted this "very tame stuff"

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And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.

6 And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,

7 And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.

8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing;


Apart from Lot offering his daughters to a mob for gang rape (it's even his own idea) the Bible is tame by today standards?

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