Say something nice about Trump, I dare you.

Well, anyone?

He has made nuclear war with Russia less likely.

Has the hottest first lady.

Better 'n Hillary

I like the tweety-pie mouth shape he makes when he speaks.

Originally posted by @vivify
Has the hottest first lady.

Hot?
Looks like she's made of stone.

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Can't think of anything that's not inspired by humor.

He's a straight talker and doesn't do flattery.

Originally posted by @ashiitaka
He's a straight talker and doesn't do flattery.

How is continuously lying "straight talking"?

Originally posted by @kazetnagorra
How is continuously lying "straight talking"?

That's not the meaning of "straight talking". "Straight talking" means that you speak what's on your mind or don't sugarcoat what you say for the sake of being diplomatic. In my experience, Trump has always been very clear about what he thinks. The man's an open book.

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Originally posted by @ashiitaka
That's not the meaning of "straight talking". "Straight talking" means that you speak what's on your mind or don't sugarcoat what you say for the sake of being diplomatic. In my experience, Trump has always been very clear about what he thinks. The man's an open book.

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straight-talking
adjective:

open, honest, and direct in speech or writing; frank.

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Hot?
Looks like she's made of stone.

What First Lady is hotter than her? I don't just mean lovely or classy, cuz that would be Jackie O. But if we had to choose the sexiest First Lady, it would be Melania.

Originally posted by @sonhouse
Well, anyone?

He has effectively desensitized the public to his lies. Nobody thinks it is unusual anymore, so he can keep doing it and get away with it.