Smoking handguns should be banned

BigDogg

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04 May 05 07:31

BigDogg

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04 May 05 07:31

Here is a generic thread in which you can add to the growing list of things you want to take away from your fellow citizens. Be as creative as you like...

steerpike

Red Republican

Auckland

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04 May 05 07:34

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Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Here is a generic thread in which you can add to the growing list of things you want to take away from your fellow citizens. Be as creative as you like...

I think every American should own a handgun.

Especially Laura Bush.

Zahlanzi

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04 May 05 09:32

take away things not give them a handgun

KneverKnight

Strawman

Not Kansas

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04 May 05 12:02

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Here is a generic thread in which you can add to the growing list of things you want to take away from your fellow citizens. Be as creative as you like...

Take away all hope; install a Theocracy.

Weadley

NONE

WORK

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04 May 05 15:49

Take away my god given right to make a fire and roast meat over it and I will KILL YOU!

Delmer

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04 May 05 16:09

Originally posted by Weadley
Take away my god given right to make a fire and roast meat over it and I will KILL YOU!

But Weadley, do you realize how many of your fellow citizens die from fire each year? Some are even innocent children! And that reminds me, some innocent children also drown. For the sake of the children we must ban fire and water. It's the politically correct thing to do.

Brother Edwin

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The moral highground

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04 May 05 17:00

Ban Ska, nobody listens to Ska.

Phlabibit

Mystic Meg

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04 May 05 18:03

Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Ban Ska, nobody listens to Ska.

Sure they do... they just don't remember with all that hooch they've been smoking.

Brother Edwin

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04 May 05 18:12

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Sure they do... they just don't remember with all that hooch they've been smoking.

If no one remembers it it dosent count.

sasquatch672

Don't Like It Leave

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04 May 05 19:05

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Delmer

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04 May 05 20:08

Originally posted by sasquatch672
Sometimes people fall off ladders, or worse, throw themselves off buildings and either die or become grievously injured when they hit the ground. I therefore ban the ground.

Makes as much sense to me as banning anything else, SQ.

trawets113

Lost at Sea

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04 May 05 20:14

Im going to bann pretzels because some idiotic morons out there forget to chew and might just choke on them.

sasquatch672

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04 May 05 20:16

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Delmer

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04 May 05 20:22

Originally posted by sasquatch672
Thanks Del. I also propose banning the letter 'e'. It's very curvaceous and sexually suggestive.

Now, SQ, that's just a matter of personal taste. (LOL! Excuse me, I've got the front door open and one of the cats just brought in a not yet dead mouse. .......... Okay, mouse is out and door is closed.) I personally find the letters S and Q suggestive. Especially the Q.

Phlabibit

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04 May 05 20:50

Originally posted by Delmer
Now, SQ, that's just a matter of personal taste. (LOL! Excuse me, I've got the front door open and one of the cats just brought in a not yet dead mouse. .......... Okay, mouse is out and door is closed.) I personally find the letters S and Q suggestive. Especially the Q.

SQ's Me?

ES